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Throwing Shit

Trump is picking fights with other countries and world leaders aren’t having it. Trump pissed the president of Colombia off and he…

2d ago

Throwing Shit

2d ago

All I Want for Christmas is Democracy

The House Ethics Committee released its 37-page report on former Congressman Matt Gaetz. There weren’t any surprises. He had sex with a…

6d ago

All I Want for Christmas is Democracy

6d ago

Cookie Monster

Dec 19

Cookie Monster

Dec 19

Ya Well, We’re Fucked

Trump is calling for “patriotic education” and says teaching anti-racism is child abuse. Hitler did the same thing. He had Hitler Youth…

Dec 17

Ya Well, We’re Fucked

Dec 17

War of the World

There have been at least 3,000 sightings of drones and/or other mysterious objects in the sky over New Jersey, Connecticut, New York…

Dec 16

War of the World

Dec 16

Falling Apart

The United States government isn’t the only government in the world facing collapse. France has collapsed, Syria’s president Bashar…

Dec 11

Falling Apart

Dec 11

Full Stop

Black Friday broke records. So did travel for Thanksgiving. Voting for Trump was never about the high price of eggs or gas. Voting for…

Dec 4

Full Stop

Dec 4

MAGA is in Charge

Special Counsel Jack Smith has filed motions to dismiss both the January 6 insurrection case and the Mar-a- Lago espionage case. It’s over…

Nov 26

MAGA is in Charge

Nov 26

But I Haven’t Been Convicted Yet

Marjorie Taylor Greene has threatened her fellow Republican philanderers and perverts with outing all of them for their own sexual…

Nov 21

But I Haven’t Been Convicted Yet

Nov 21

Dancing with the Trump Humpers

Trump has been personally calling Republicans in the Senate to urge them to vote yes on all of his cabinet picks. His picks are all people…

Nov 19

Dancing with the Trump Humpers

Nov 19

Spike Dolomite

Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.

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