45 Seconds

From June 2020

Coronavirus cases are rising in all 50 states. North Dakota has the highest mortality rate IN THE WORLD. Texas is #2 and South Dakota is #3 because they all have Republican governors who value money over people and have turned masks and social distancing into a political statement.

1 person dies in America from the coronavirus every 45 seconds. It’s on it’s way to being the second leading cause of death in the country (cancer kills 599,000 per year) and Republicans are ignoring it.

8 months into the pandemic and Republicans are still focused on keeping everything open so others can keep risking their lives to make money for them instead of giving people some of their tax money back so they can stay home and ride out the plague so we can stop the spread.

The Mayo Clinic has run out of beds. 900 staff members have tested positive. That’s 1/3 of the staff.

Republican Senator Chuck Grassley from Iowa has tested positive. He’s 87.

Republican Senator Dan Sullivan from Alaska was a real prick to Democratic Senator Sherrod Brown from Ohio on the Senate floor after he asked him to put on a mask because there were staffers nearby and a stenographer sitting right next to him, wearing masks and doing their jobs. Sullivan had a fit and made an ass out of himself, defending his right to not wear a mask, accusing Sherrod Brown of making a big deal out of nothing while Americans were dying every 45 seconds.

Republican Senator Ted Cruz from Texas, Trump and a bunch of other Republicans said nobody would be talking about Covid after November 4. People are dying every 45 seconds and we’re not talking about it enough.

The Republicans have stopped talking about Hunter Biden.

Republican Senator Lindsey Graham from South Carolina told reporters that it’s not a big deal that he talked to the secretary of state in Georgia about the election. He said he spoke to both secretaries of state in Nevada and Arizona, too. He can do that because he’s a big shot senator and the chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee. He was just doing his job. He didn’t break the law. He has a genuine concern about “election integrity.” Both secretaries of state from Nevada and Arizona say they never talked to Lindsey Graham. The new Attorney General better not let this one go.

Georgia’s Secretary of State, Brad Raffensperger said “Senator Graham implied for us to audit the envelopes and then throw out the ballots for counties who had the highest frequency error of signatures.”

24,000 Republicans in Georgia who voted in the primary didn’t return to vote in the general election. They were too disgusted.

Republicans tried getting rid of ballots in Wayne County, Michigan, the largest county in the state. That’s where Detroit is located, the blackest city in the country. They vote Democratic. Republicans interfered so as not to let the election results be certified. They claimed voter fraud. Voters raised hell and put pressure on the board of canvassers to do their job and certify the election, which they did. While they were voting Trump was tweeting and Press Secretary Barbie was on Fox News, both claiming that the entire state of Michigan had not certified the election. Voter fraud!

So far the only people who have committed voter fraud are Republicans.

Trump lost in spite of cheating, propaganda and help from the Russians.

Rudy got booed as he entered the courthouse in Williamsport, Pennsylvania on his way to block the certification of the election. He hasn’t practiced law in 30 years. He’s the only guy left who Trump could get to do it. All other lawyers have dumped Trump.

Trump fired Chris Krebs, the director of Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) for Homeland Security, in a revenge tweet, for daring to say that there was no election fraud. Trump said, “You’re fired” publicly on Twitter because he dared to contradict him. Chris Krebs lost his job because he wasn’t corrupt. He’s been protecting CISA employees from Trump’s wrath for months.

Live your life and do your job in such a way that Trump fires you before January 20.

63 days until we’re rid of Trump’s plague. At one death every 45 seconds, at least 100,000 more Americans will be dead.

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