99 Bottles of Racketeer on Trump’s Wall

Trump’s first wife, Ivana, has been buried at one of his golf clubs, Bedminster, in New Jersey. He hosted a Saudi Arabian golf event there over the weekend, LIV Golf Invitational. The Saudis got to go and check out Trump’s first wife while they worked Trump on his own turf.

Burying his first wife on his golf course is disrespectful and tacky but that’s not the only reason why he did it. He’s charging her estate for burial costs, maintenance fees, and membership fees. By making his golf course a cemetery he avoids property, income, and sales tax. Ivana was buried in a gold casket but covered in dirt to avoid paying taxes. A perfect metaphor for the Trump “dynasty.” There is no mausoleum in a grand family plot with the TRUMP name all over it? Did Ivanka make a little money off this too? Did she charge her mom’s estate for one of her caskets? Will Trump bury Marla and Melania, (wives #2 and #3), there too?

Trump, Tucker Carlson, and Marjorie Taylor Greene were at the Saudi LIV Golf Invitational and laughed their heads off when the crowd chanted, “Let’s go Brandon” as a parachuter jumped out of a plane with the American flag and let it fall to the ground.

Trump hasn’t been interviewed on Fox News in more than 100 days. They’re starting to give other Republicans the same time and attention that he once got. That’s a really bad sign for Trump.

Chad Wolf’s texts have disappeared too. He was Trump’s Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. He was not appointed or confirmed, and his installation was found to be unlawful by a federal judge in November 2020 which overturned his orders. His department was in charge of investigating the case of the pipe bombs that were placed at both the RNC and the DNC the night before the insurrection, but nothing ever came of the investigation.

The Inspector General of the DHS, Joseph Cuffari, has known about missing texts for 18 months and wouldn’t tell Congress.

The Select Committee is talking to Trump’s cabinet officials about the 25th amendment.

Ronna McDaniel, Chair of the RNC, created a new position for RNC staffer, Josh Findlay, Director of the National Election Integrity. They’re doubling down on fraudulent elections and the 2020 election being stolen. Josh worked on Trump’s 2020 campaign and has been working at the RNC since Biden’s inauguration. His new position will involve recruiting and training volunteers to go along with the Big Lie. Josh is the former director of the RNC in Georgia and a former aide to Congressman Jody Hice, one of the legislators who was in on John Eastman’s state electoral scam.

Guy Reffitt got 7 years for attacking the Capitol. Prosecutors want him to get 15 years because it was an act of domestic terrorism. He was convicted of transporting a firearm in furtherance of civil disorder, obstruction of an official proceeding, entering and remaining on Capitol grounds with a firearm, obstructing officers during civil disorder, obstructing justice through force, domestic terrorism, and more. He was the first insurrectionist to face trial. He was a member of the militia group, the Texas Three Percenters and traveled to DC with an AR-15 and .40 caliber handgun. The handgun was on his waist during the riot. He was wearing a tactical helmet (with a helmet cam), bulletproof armor and carried flex-cuffs. He recorded himself saying, “We’re taking the Capitol before the day is over” and “We’re all going to drag them motherfuckers out kicking and screaming. I don’t give a shit. I just wanna see Pelosi’s head hit every fucking stair on the way out… and Mitch McConnell too. Fuck em all.” If his goal was to fix things so he could live with his own kind, he will be very happy in jail.

Matt Gaetz and Roger Stone were picked up on a hot mic offstage at Trump’s Club Doral in Florida after they both made speeches at AMPFest in 2019. Roger Stone had his documentary crew with him and his mic was still on. They discussed Trump pardoning Stone four weeks before his trial. Stone said the majority of the jurors in DC weren’t white and they already hated his guts so he won’t get a fair trial. Gaetz reassured him that Trump would see to it that he wouldn’t serve any jail time. He told Stone he was mentioned a lot in the redacted Mueller report which he got to read in secret as a member of the House Judiciary Committee. It was so secret it had to be read in a SCIF. Gaetz was never to share that information with anyone outside of the committee. He broke a confidentiality agreement with the DOJ which is prosecutable. Stone told Gaetz that he could make it all go away (he could flip) but he couldn’t live with himself. Stone was convicted on 7 counts. Bill Barr saw to it that he would serve very little jail time and then Trump commuted his sentence before it began and later pardoned him.

The woman that Matt Gaetz singled out and fat shamed during his speech last weekend, Olivia Julianna in Texas, raised over $2 million for abortion rights groups as a result. She’s the political strategist for one of the largest youth led nonprofit organizations in the country, Gen Z for Change. They register and mobilize young voters across the country. By targeting her, he gave her a national platform to raise awareness for her group and abortion rights. The 19 year old thanks them for underestimating her and Gen Z because “at the end of the day, we’re usually the ones who win these battles.”

Trump has promised everybody who is in trouble for their role in January 6 a pardon if he is elected in 2024.

Putin went on Russian state TV and said he was so popular in America he could run for president with Trump as VP.

99 days until the midterms.



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