6,000 subpoenas have been issued on the insurrection so far. The DC Court has processed 661 defendants which is only the tip of the iceberg. This is the largest criminal investigation in US history. Trump’s militia is clogging up the court system because they’re already really busy processing their normal…

The Lincoln Memorial during Trump’s reign of terror

Republicans are scumbags. They love to ride on Abraham Lincoln’s coattails by saying, “We’re the party of Lincoln,” but the Republican party back then was nothing like the Republican party is now. It was more like the Democratic party back then. The whole era centered around equality and unity which…

Kyle Rittenhouse may have gotten away with murder, but Ahmaud Arbery’s killers didn’t, and the Unite the Right organizers didn’t get away with their white supremacist bullshit either. Two steps forward and one step back.

The 3 white supremacists in Georgia who hunted Ahmaud Arbery down, lynched him and videotaped…

President Biden and the Democratic party have proven that they’re working for everyday Americans by passing the American Rescue Plan (not a single Republican voted for stimulus checks or money for schools so they could re-open quickly and safely during the pandemic,) the infrastructure plan, finding a work around to…

Snake oil salesman Tucker Carlson interviewed Kyle Rittenhouse on his show. He called him a “great kid.” Everything was going to Tucker’s plan which was to promote the documentary he is doing of Kyle Rittenhouse that he made during the trial thanks to the full access and cooperation he got…

Who radicalized Kyle Rittenhouse?

It was a great day for white supremacist vigilantes and scared, impotent white men on Friday as their white boy folk hero, Kyle Rittenhouse was acquitted on ALL CHARGES by a jury of his peers in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Kyle Rittenhouse went looking for trouble at a Black Lives Matter protest…

Kevin the Karen tried to send it back for 8 hours

Kevin McCarthy made a complete ass out of himself for 8 hours last night while he held the floor to keep House members from voting on Build Back Better, a revolutionary bill that will improve the quality of life for all Americans like FDR’s New Deal did plus reduce the…

White supremacist insurrectionist Nazi QAnon weirdo Republican Paul Gosar was censured and removed from all committee assignments in a 223–207 vote. Only 2 Republicans voted yes — Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger. All Dems voted yes. This has only happened 24 times in American history. He should be expelled but…

It’s Day 2 of jury deliberations for the Kyle Rittenhouse double murder trial. The judge had Kyle draw the names of the jurors to decide his fate like it was a game of Bingo (in Kenosha, 18 jurors listen to the case and 12 are randomly drawn to deliberate.) That’s…

Steve Bannon went on a rehearsed rant outside of the courthouse, calling upon his podcast audience to avenge his unlawful arrest. I’m a political prisoner! Keep your eye on the ball! Take down the Biden regime! They took on the wrong guy this time! Joe Biden ordered Garland to prosecute…

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