Spike DolomiteTrump’s Pecker is upFinally! Trump’s first criminal trial starts today! The first witness is David Pecker which is the perfect choice. He was the CEO of…4 min read·1 day ago--16--16
Spike DolomiteLet’s Get This Party StartedThe jurors have been selected for Trump’s criminal trial and the alternates will be chosen by the end of the day. Opening arguments will be…4 min read·4 days ago--14--14
Spike DolomiteOh Look — Trump’s Mouth is ShutTrump is not in court today because Wednesdays are their day off. They’re moving fast. They’ve already selected 7 jurors from the first…4 min read·5 days ago--16--16
Spike DolomiteSnooze AlarmThe second day of Trump’s criminal trial has begun. Judge Merchan refers to him as “Mister Donald Trump” which pisses Trump off. His…3 min read·6 days ago--11--11
Spike DolomiteDay 1 of Trump’s First Criminal TrialAt long last, Trump is finally sitting in court to face 34 felony counts in an election interference case for falsifying business records…4 min read·Apr 15, 2024--15--15
Spike DolomiteGotchaOJ Simpson is dead. Finally. Before there was Trump, there was OJ — a rich and famous wife beater who got away with double murder and…4 min read·Apr 11, 2024--7--7
Spike DolomiteLest in JestThe Arizona Republican Supreme Court is going back 160 years to outlaw abortion in the state by digging up a law that criminalizes abortion…4 min read·Apr 10, 2024--9--9
Spike DolomiteRing MasterTrump did 2 campaign events in 2 states yesterday — Wisconsin and Michigan. In Wisconsin he attacked immigrants and reiterated his promise…4 min read·Apr 3, 2024--14--14
Spike DolomiteSomethin’ StupidRepublican James Comer is denying reports that he is in talks about a potential book deal while he leads the Biden presidential impeachment…3 min read·Apr 2, 2024--15--15
Spike DolomiteThe UsualJoe Biden hosted the largest fundraiser in history at the Radio City Music Hall in New York with Barack Obama and Bill Clinton. 5,000…3 min read·Apr 1, 2024--7--7