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Full Stop

Black Friday broke records. So did travel for Thanksgiving. Voting for Trump was never about the high price of eggs or gas. Voting for…

6d ago

Full Stop

6d ago

MAGA is in Charge

Special Counsel Jack Smith has filed motions to dismiss both the January 6 insurrection case and the Mar-a- Lago espionage case. It’s over…

Nov 26

MAGA is in Charge

Nov 26

But I Haven’t Been Convicted Yet

Marjorie Taylor Greene has threatened her fellow Republican philanderers and perverts with outing all of them for their own sexual…

Nov 21

But I Haven’t Been Convicted Yet

Nov 21

Dancing with the Trump Humpers

Trump has been personally calling Republicans in the Senate to urge them to vote yes on all of his cabinet picks. His picks are all people…

Nov 19

Dancing with the Trump Humpers

Nov 19

Wake for the woke

The satirical publication, the Onion, won a bankruptcy auction to buy Infowars, the website run by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

Nov 15

Wake for the woke

Nov 15

Rule the World

Republicans are keeping control of the House of Representatives. There will be 208 Democrats and 218 Republicans. That’s great for Trump…

Nov 13

Rule the World

Nov 13

Trump 2.0

Trump surprised everybody by starting to name people for jobs in his regime before he pardoned everybody first. As soon as he takes the…

Nov 11

Trump 2.0

Nov 11

Useful Idiots

They voted for an 80 year old man, the oldest man ever to be elected, a man with dementia who craps his pants and jerks off the microphone…

Nov 8

Useful Idiots

Nov 8

Convicted Felon Out on Bail Running for President

Kamala Harris surprised her team by announcing that they’d be making a quick stop in New York on Saturday night so she could do the…

Nov 4

Convicted Felon Out on Bail Running for President

Nov 4

Freak Out

Trump says he has a secret plan with Speaker Mike Johnson. He’s trying to get everybody worked up about them having a plan to freak us all…

Oct 30

Freak Out

Oct 30

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Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.

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