Albino Poisonous Frogs

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJun 17, 2020


The venue that is holding the MAGA rally in Tulsa isn’t doing any other events until spring of next year because of the coronavirus but they’re opening for Trump because he played the “Don’t you know who I am” card so Tulsa is going to expose itself to more sickness and death and more debt (the Trump campaign will stiff the city on security detail because the campaign stiffs everybody.)

Mike Pence said they picked Tulsa for Trump’s MAGA come back rally because they flattened the Trump Plague curve. Tulsa just had their worst days ever.

Speaking of albino poisonous frogs, Mike Pence wrote an op-ed in the super conservative Wall Street Journal and said that things are getting much, much better. Only 750 Americans have died each day in the past 5 days so relax everybody! Only 750 a day! Quit making a big deal out of this and let’s see that pretty white face of yours. Take off your mask.

750 dead Americans a day is more than a quarter million people.

18 states are seeing an upward trend in coronavirus cases which puts the newest projection of coronavirus deaths at 200,000 by October 1.

April 27 was the last time that the White House held a coronavirus task force briefing.

Dr. Fauci hasn’t talked to Trump in 2 weeks.

Republican Congressman Tom Rice of South Carolina, has the coronavirus along with his wife and son. He refused to wear a mask on the House floor and exposed other members of Congress to the deadly disease.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar just lost her father to the coronavirus.

Trump is downplaying the infection count and ignoring the death count. “If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any.” By the same logic, if pregnant women stop taking pregnancy tests we won’t see as many pregnant women.

What do Florida, Arizona, Texas, Georgia and South Carolina have in common besides surging cases of the coronavirus? They all have Republican governors.

After retail dropped 25% because stores closed due to the Trump Plague, they went up after they re-opened. Trump got all excited when he found out retail went up in May by 17.7%. He took credit for it as if businesses were building on previous gains and not starting over from scratch. He called it “The biggest one month increase of ALL TIME!”

5 black men have been found hanging from trees in different states. Cops called them suicides. Republicans don’t want to make lynching illegal.

A white man in Philadelphia was filmed ripping down Black Lives Matter posters that local children had made and hung on a fence at a community center. When someone yelled, “Black lives matter!” he said, “Not to me they don’t.” He works for the Philadelphia Family Court. His job is to serve notices of upcoming dates to defendants and now that we all know that he has racial biases he shouldn’t have that job at all. This city of Philadelphia is 44% black.

In Virginia, a black pastor who is a decorated 24-year Air Force master sergeant veteran with no criminal record called the cops on 5 MAGAs who threatened to kill him when they were trespassing on his property. They said they “don’t give a darn about the Black Lives Matter stuff.” He drew his legally concealed weapon and called 911. The cops showed up and arrested HIM, no questions asked, because he was a black man with a gun.

3 cops lied and said they were poisoned at a Shake Shack.

The old man who was pushed to the ground by the cops in Buffalo, New York, rendering him unconscious and bloody, can’t walk.

An Atlanta megachurch pastor wants to use the phrase “white blessings” instead of “white privilege” because that term offends white people. Plus if he says blessing the white people might give him more money because they feel good when they get to bless things.

Mitch McConnell vows to stay on as GOP leader even if Republicans lose the Senate. He’s one more confederate statue that needs to be removed.

“It’s always amazing to me how the people who demand Black people ‘get over’ 260 years of slavery, 100 years of Jim Crow, and 60 years of redlining, war on drugs, and mass incarceration — themselves deem a few months of wearing a mask as insufferable tyranny.” — Qasim Rashid

5 years ago today a white supremicist joined church goers for a one hour Bible study at the African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolonia and then stood up and started shooting people. He killed 9 people as they prayed.

It’s Day 20 of people marching in the streets for Black Lives Matter. Bless them all.

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