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3 min readAug 21, 2025
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President Zelensky met with Trump in the Oval Office again only this time he brought European leaders with him as a show of solidarity. The war in Ukraine is not just Russia’s war with Ukraine. It’s a war with the West. Zelensky wore a black blazer this time because last time he got yelled at for not wearing a suit. Trump commented on it and called the world leaders, “cute.”

Trump paused his meeting with Zelensky to call Putin in private. After the meeting was over he called in to Fox & Friends to say that he wanted to end the war in Ukraine so he could get into heaven. “I want to try and get to heaven, if possible. I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

MAGA Congresswoman Elise Stefanik got booed off stage at her own event. The crowd yelled at her and wouldn’t let her talk. She shushed them and when they wouldn’t shush up, she left the stage.

JD Vance and Pete Hegseth walked through Union Station in DC with a ton of security and got relentlessly booed. The crowd yelled at them to get out of their city. It was purely performative and nobody looked happy about it. If their presence was welcome there surely there would have been some supporters with signs thanking them for their fascist takeover efforts. As it was everybody in attendance hated them.

Demonstrations are growing in DC, protesting Trump’s invasion. What does Stephen Miller have to say about it? “We are not going to let the communists destroy a great American city, let alone the nation’s capital. And let’s just also address another thing. All these demonstrators you’ve seen out here in recent days, all these elderly white hippies, they’re not part of the city and never have been. And by the way, most of the citizens who live in Washington, D.C., are Black. So we’re going to ignore these stupid white hippies that all need to go home and take a nap because they’re all over 90 years old, and we’re going to get back to the business of protecting the American people and the citizens of Washington, D.C.”

MAGA is mad at Walgreens because they sell Hallmark cards for Black people. They’re yelling about it on social media.

Trump commissioned another portrait of himself to hang in the White House and more are on the way.

Trump is going to audit 7 Smithsonian museums to eliminate anything he deems as “woke.” He is going to have anything removed that doesn’t portray America in a positive light. Such as slavery. They don’t want anything exhibited about slavery that doesn’t show “hope and progress.”

It’s the first day of school for kids all across the country this week. What’s the first thing they’ll learn? How to hide from an active shooter.

Texas schools are going to start suspending kids if they’re homeless or come from unstable homes.

Trump says the Epstein files were made up by Jim Comey, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

Sean Hannity asked Tulsi Gabbard on his show if the intelligence community rigged the 2020 election for Biden.

Republican governors from South Carolina, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Tennessee have sent National Guard troops to Washington DC. All four states have cities with higher crime rates than DC.

US Attorney and former Fox News host Jeanine Pirro has ordered federal prosecutors in her office to go after the toughest possible criminal charges for those arrested in DC.

Somebody shot 181 rounds into 150 windows of the Center for Disease Control headquarters because they were mad at RFK Jr.

After a long and gallant fight by the Democrats in Texas, the Republicans have at long last passed new congressional maps made to create more red congressional districts. Game on. Now California will do the same. Obama backs the idea.

Trump says he wants 100 more congressional seats.

After 11 years, Target’s CEO is stepping down after a successful boycott that punished the retailer for discontinuing their DEI policies.

Melania is threatening to sue Hunter Biden for $1 billion because he’s been telling people that Jeffrey Epstein introduced her to Trump.

America.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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