And Still They’ll Vote for Him

Spike Dolomite
3 min readOct 24, 2024

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Trump had offered to pay the funeral expenses to the family of Army private Vanessa Guillen who was murdered at Fort Hood, but when the bill came he told Mark Meadows, “Don’t pay it. It doesn’t cost $60,000 to bury a Mexican.”

And still they’ll vote for him.

When Trump was president he told people he wished he had generals like Hitler had.

And still they’ll vote for him.

General John Kelly, Donald Trump’s longest-serving chief of staff, said Trump met the definition of a fascist and would try to govern like a dictator if elected.

And still they’ll vote for him.

Todd Blanche, Trump’s defense attorney, has been named as Deputy Attorney General if Trump wins. He’d report to Aileen Cannon, the judge in Miami who dismissed the case against Trump where he stole classified documents and quite possibly sold them to our enemies. Trump has put her name in for Attorney General. Pure corruption.

And still they’ll vote for him.

Trump is so out of his mind these days he said he stopped wars with France when he was president. He has dementia and can’t possibly run a country and still they’ll vote for him.

3,000 troops from North Korea have joined the Russians to fight Ukraine. They’re objective is to destroy the west and democracy. Trump has bromances with both Kim Jong Un and Vladmir Putin, the two most dangerous dictators in the world and still they’ll vote for him.

Trump refuses to fill out the necessary paperwork for the end of the election because once again, he doesn’t plan on not conceding if he loses. He’s planning on contesting the results of the election again and still they’ll vote for him.

Trump voters are too ignorant to understand the consequences of their actions if they vote for him. The loss of democracy is not only bad for America, but bad for the whole world. But still….they’ll vote for him.

Somebody in the Trump campaign let it slip that the reason why Trump keeps backing out of interviews and rallies is because he’s exhausted. He’s too old to keep doing this. Running for president is brutal and he doesn’t have the stamina, nor the mental acuity to deal with all that is expected of him. He can’t keep up. He keeps falling asleep at events. But still, they’ll vote for him.

The 78 year old cry baby posted: “I hate Taylor Swift!” He’s a spoiled child, incapable of being the leader of the free world, but still they’ll vote for him.

Over 60 billionaires have now publicly endorsed Trump, hosted a fundraiser for him, or contributed to a Trump aligned PAC. They’re voting for him for the tax cuts. Plus he’ll make it possible for them to formally step up and serve as the American oligarchy if he wins.

People believe that millions of brown foreign outlaws, heathens, and perverts are coming over the border every day. The level of gullibility for people to believe that 13,000 known illegal immigrant murderers are slithering up our streets at night and breaking in to our homes while we’re sleeping to rape, rob, and take our jobs away from us is pathetic. These dumb asses embarrass the whole country but they don’t care. They’re voting for Trump because Trump hates the same people they do. He wants an all white country and so do they.

Trump shit his pants on the campaign trail. What are people thinking? Why would anybody vote for anybody who is out there shitting his pants while everybody pretends like he doesn’t?

Trump is a convicted felon. A famous conman, a rapist.

And still they’ll vote for him.

In MAGAland, feelings TRUMP facts and truth every day, all day.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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