And Then They Came For……..

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJul 8, 2018

The Army has kicked out 40 immigrants so far. Some recruits were given no reason for their discharge. Others were informed that they were security risks because they had relatives abroad or because the Defense Department had not completed background checks on them. Panshu Zhao, a PhD student at Texas University, was the most recent discharge. He’s Chinese.

Hey MAGA people: First they came for the Muslims and you didn’t speak up. Then they came for the transgenders and you didn’t speak up. Then they came for the Hispanics and you didn’t speak up. Then they came for the children and you didn’t speak up. Now they have come for the Chinese. Are you going to speak up?

Kids who have been released from detention centers are saying they didn’t have shoes or blankets, and some had to sleep standing up. They did not have enough to eat and guards would call them donkeys and animals.

A Mexican couple was turned over for deportation when they tried to visit a New York military base to celebrate the Fourth of July with their son-in-law, an Army sergeant of 8 years. They had lived in Brooklyn for decades. Now they’re in a detention center in Buffalo, New York.

A guy in New York, Bruce Ben-Dov, opened up a MAGA store and had to close it after 2 days. He called his shop “Trump Team Deplorable” and branded himself as “The most deplorable there is.” His goal was to sell MAGA merchandise and give Trump followers a place to gather and share ideas. He set up a Go Fund Me page for $150,000 and raised $240.

Steve Bannon was hanging out at the Black Swan bookstore in Virginia, with his buddy, the owner of the bookstore. A woman walked in, got a load of Steve Bannon sitting next to books and called him a piece of trash. The owner called the cops on her.

Trump’s Made in America businesses won’t be affected by the China tariffs. MAGA hats, Trump branded putter covers, hotel dryers, towels, pens, and robes will still cost the same. He made sure of that.

Theresa May and the Queen of England are having to rearrange schedules and routes for Trump’s visit because he’s scared of the protesters and the flying Trump Baby balloon.

Paul Manafort is in solitary confinement, for his safety. His lawyers are trying to get him out because he’s scared of the other inmates and is in need of a cognac and a cigar. He wants his trial moved out of northern Virginia because it’s too liberal. He doesn’t want to have to appear in public for court hearings because a) He’s afraid he’ll get killed, b) They won’t let him dye his roots in jail and he doesn’t want his picture taken, or c) He doesn’t want to and rich white men never have to do anything if they don’t want to do.

The Russian agent, conman, illegitimate president who has never read the Constitution is announcing his pick for the Supreme Court tomorrow. America is really worried.

The President of the United States is under federal investigation. He should not be allowed to choose a Supreme Court Justice who could ultimately decide his fate.

Republican governor of Maine, Paul LePage, is the first governor to veto a bi-partisan bill to ban gay conversion therapy. He called it bad public policy and a “threat to an individual’s religious liberty.”

MAGA people are too devoted, and have ignored and dismissed too much for too long that they have to stick with Trump until the bitter end. They can’t dare risk being exposed for being the ignorant racists that they are. If they stick together, they’ll never die. They’ll get to live in white supremacist heaven forever.

Fish out of swamp water: Mitch McConnell ran away from a group of constituents chanting “Vote you out!” in Kentucky. He was wearing mom jeans. It was awkward — he’s not used to actually being in the presence of those he supposedly represents. His comfort zone is in DC, where he represents the GOP, corporations, the 1%, and apparently now Russia. He gets to wear his Super Dick suit when he’s DC.

While Parkland shooting survivor, David Hogg, was out registering voters, members of the NRA showed up to protest him.

Junior has a new girlfriend. He got her from……..wait for it……..Fox News. The Trump clan is getting way more than talking points, marching orders, and White House employees from Fox News. It’s getting laid, too.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Governor Rick Scott is running for Senate in Florida. He was the former CEO of the now defunct HCA where he oversaw the largest Medicare fraud in the nation’s history. He was fined $1.7 billion. He plead the fifth 75 times.

The American people is who Trump shot on 5th Avenue. He was right. He did get away with it. The Republicans let Trump shoot up America like they’ve let the NRA shoot up schools.

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Spike Dolomite

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