Apocalypse Tao
Trump thinks he’s King of the Jews. Since it didn’t end well for the actual King of the Jews let’s hope this is an omen of apocalyptic proportions and that this won’t end well either. The
The irony of Trump thinking of himself as the messiah is that 1) wrong religion. The Jews don’t have a messiah and 2) wrong religion again. He can’t be the second coming when there wasn’t ever a first.
While talking to the press yesterday for his daily filming of the reality TV show, The Tao of Trump, out on the White House lawn while Air Force One sat spinning in place, he looked up at the sky and said, “I am the chosen one.” Not a single Republican yelled, “25th amendment!” and the media went on like it was just another day on the White House lawn — more stupid shit the president says.
“Some MAGAS are claimin’ that Trump callin’ himself the ‘Chosen One’ was not comparin’ himself to Jesus, but rather Neo from The Matrix, like that is somehow less crazy” — Tea Pain
One more ironic thing about Trump singling out the Jews in his latest attempt to throw the media off of his criminal scent — no subset group of Americans despises Trump more than the Jews and now more so than ever because he’s trying to divide them and incite attacks against them. No other group alive knows more about what’s at stake here than the Jews and they’re not having any of it. Injustice against one is an injustice against us all. Tao!
“The Jews are not loyal to the state” — Adolf Hitler
“Any Jew that votes Democrat is disloyal” — Donald Trump
Like Latinos and Muslims, Trump views American Jews as foreigners.
Trump could be thinking he’s the messiah because tomorrow his tax returns could be released to the public which would mean the end of the world — his world. If that happens, will he plead insanity?
What’s scarier than Trump believing he’s the messiah? Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo believe he is too. They both believe that Trump was chosen by God to reunite Israel and bring the rapture. That’s some apocalyptic bullshit right there.
Marco Rubio is still frantically tweeting out Bible quotes. Does he think this is it, too? Is Jesus coming back? Will his tweets get him a fast pass to the front of the line when the chosen people get beamed up?
The same guy that said that Trump is like a God to the Israelis, conspiracy theorist Wayne Allyn Root, also said that George Soros staged the white supremacist terror attack in Charlottesville. He supposedly hired the white supremacist to kill Heather Heyer.
Trump called the Prime Minister of Denmark nasty.
Has Denmark offered to buy America from Russia?
Trump wants to give himself a Medal of Honor.
Trump wants to do an executive order to end birthright citizenship. If he does that, Beavis, Butthead and Nepotism Barbie could be deported to the Czech Republic and poor Barron could be sent to the little town in Slovenia where a statue of his mom stands, carved out of a tree stump.
An old white man in Texas walked into a post office packing heat and yelled at the clerk to “give me the form, jigaboo! Give me the form, nigger!” He’s been dying to use that language in public for decades and now that Trump is president HE CAN! Can you feel his economic anxiety? Alert the New York Times and CNN so they can do a dozen stories on him.
Sean Spicer is going to be on Dancing with the Stars because he couldn’t find a job dancing for anybody else ever since he danced with the Devil.
How are teachers going to teach this chapter in American history in 30 years? How will this horrible era be taught in schools for the next generation? Assuming, of course, that this isn’t it.
Apocalypse Tao.
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