Back In The USSR Timeline Part 22 — More Foreign Favors

Spike Dolomite
3 min readMar 26, 2022

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Trump didn’t just bribe Ukraine. He put pressure on other world leaders to help him win the 2020 election, too. If they didn’t do him a favor, then he threatened to steer US foreign policy against them. He asked the Australian prime minster to discredit the Mueller investigation. He asked President Xi of China to dig up dirt on both Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren. In exchange for that favor, he promised Xi that the US would stay silent on the pro-democracy protesters in Hong Kong.

Trump admitted on camera, standing in front of the White House and Air Force One, that he asked both Ukraine and China to “look into the Bidens.” He bragged that he had a lot of leveraging power with China.

Trump never admitted that a foreign government helped him win the election in 2016 but he blatantly accepted foreign assistance for his 2020 campaign and said that everybody did it.

Michael Cohen was a foreign lobbyist in July 2017. He was paid by the Russians before the hush money investigations started. He invited Ukrainian born Russian oligarch Viktor Vekselberg to the inauguration and sat next to him at dinner. 10 days later, Cohen signed a $1 million contract which gave Russian investment company Columbus Nova direct access to Trump for $100,000 a month. The CEO of Columbus Nova is Viktor Vekselberg’s cousin.

Time will tell who else gave Trump and his crime family money for favors.

Michael Cohen said the GOP took illegal donations from China.

As soon as Trump put his son in law in charge of peace in the Middle East and Secretary of Everything, the United Arab Emirates, China, Israel, and Mexico plotted how they would bribe him over his “business dealings” in order to sway US policy.

Jared Kushner was the main point of contact for foreign governments during Trump’s first campaign which was chaired by Paul Manafort, a foreign agent. General Mike Flynn worked for the Trump campaign. He was a foreign agent.

Fox News is a foreign agent. Russia told them what to say and do and then they’d tell Trump what to say and do.

The first country Trump visited as president was Saudi Arabia.

Trump entertained foreign leaders and diplomats at Mar-a-Lago every weekend. While the president of China was there, Trump and the dinner party were all photographed by club members sharing their cell phones, a major security risk.

Trump made a lot of money off of foreign officials staying at the Trump Hotel in Washington DC. They’d pay outrageous room rates to sweeten Trump up before hitting him up for favors. Over 33 countries stayed there.

No visitor logs were kept of people coming and going in the White House.

Trump used his own, unsecured cell phone for presidential business.

Trump sent Bill Barr to Italy with John Durham to dig up deep state dirt on Hillary. They wanted to set her up for accepting foreign assistance in 2016.

Trump’s empty hotel in Panama is used for drug trafficking and money laundering.

Republican Congressman Jeff Fortenberry of Nebraska was just convicted for taking money from a Nigerian billionaire and lying to the FBI about it. He’s not the only one. He’s the only one who got caught.

In Afghanistan, Trump “made a deal” with the Taliban without including the Afghanistan government. What Trump got out of the deal is not known.

Trump wanted to invite the Taliban to Camp David on the anniversary of 9/11.

In his own country, Trump did a quid pro quo with red and blue states during the pandemic. The red states were his people and the blue states were foreigners. Trump withheld federal aid for covid relief out of revenge for his political enemies. He literally killed his own people. He only gave ventilators, masks, testing kits and protective gear to governors in red states who had been loyal to him. You had to be a friend of the president to get any favors if you wanted to stay alive. Trump also told blue states that they’d get federal aid only if they ended sanctuary city policies and would turn immigrant residents over to ICE.

Russia collected intel on all of the failures in the US during the pandemic.

Rudy Giuliani never worked for the US government. He was Trump’s pro-bono personal attorney. He had no security clearance but Trump had him doing him favors which amounted to him dictating foreign policy.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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