Back In The USSR Timeline Part 3 — Sanctions and Seychelles

God sent Trump to save all rich, white, Republican men

When Trump was first in office, Congress voted 517–5 to impose sanctions on Russia but Trump didn’t care. He ignored them. Since the Republicans controlled Congress they let him get away with it. Right after he was elected he directed the State Department to lift the sanctions on Russia because Mike Flynn promised Russia that they would (11 minutes into the inauguration, Mike Flynn texted somebody to say, “Good to go” regarding lifting US sanctions on Russia.) The State Department said no to Lord Trump even though he was sent by God to save all of the rich, white, Republican men.

Mike Flynn had top secret clearance and was paid by a Russian cybersecurity firm while working with Turkey on negotiations to kidnap a Muslim cleric living in the US and delivering him back to Turkey. He got busted. He lied to the feds but in the end he flipped because they had too much on him.

Trump’s fundraiser and deputy finance chairman of the Republican National Committee, Elliott Broidy, offered to get Russian companies removed from a US sanctions list.

Bill Browder, the American-British financier who did business in Russia, lobbied Congress and got sanctions put on Russia after one of his employees, Sergei Magnitsky who was his auditor, accountant and attorney was beaten to death in a Russian prison after his company was raided on false charges and taken over by corrupt officials in 2006. He was falsely arrested, charged, imprisoned and then tortured every day for a year until they killed him. Bill Browder got the Magnitsky Act which put sanctions on Russia and blacklisted the individuals involved in his death. Doing that put a Russian bounty on his head. Trump revoked his visa on the same day that Russia issued its fifth arrest warrant on him.

3 Russian top spies were invited to the White House to meet with the Trump team. The White House didn’t tell anybody. The press found out about it from the Kremlin. What did they talk about and why was it secret? One of them had been sanctioned by the US.

Trump’s do-nothing Secretary of State Rex Tillerson dissolved the sanctions office after the Trump administration missed a key deadline to implement new penalties against Russia that were adopted by Congress. Oops or ops? A few months later Rex said that Russia will interfere with the midterm election and there was nothing that could be done about it.

Trump met with Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov in private in the White House right after he fired FBI Director Jim Comey because he was investigating Trump colluding with the Russians. He patted the Russian on the back and insulted Jim Comey on camera before the two of them met behind closed doors. No American press. The Republicans’ response to Trump’s blabbing and giving classified information to the Russians in the Oval Office right under the country’s nose was, “He’s the president — he can declassify anything he wants.” Russian photographers were invited in and snapped photos of him being flattered and accepting a framed copy of the elections results as a White House house warming gift. The Kremlin released the photos with a story of what supposedly took place while they were alone. Russia was in complete control that day, inside the White House. The Russians could have wire tapped the Oval Office right under Trump’s nose.

Trump’s son in law, Jared Kushner was given a job in the White House even though he didn’t have any experience or qualifications. He never got security clearance but attended daily presidential meetings anyway. He applied for security clearance but never disclosed any of the meetings he had had with foreign governments on his application. That could be one reason why he didn’t get it. Never mattered. He sat in on daily briefings along with 13 other people who weren’t qualified to be there either. Jared asked his pals in Russia if they could set up a secret communication channel. No problem.

Speaking of secret communication channels, Betsy DeVos, Trump’s unqualified Secretary of Education who got the job because she was an American oligarch and a big patron to Republican campaigns, has a brother, a military contractor and a big donor to Trump’s campaign. His name is Erik Prince. Their family gives millions to GOP candidates. He ran a company called Blackwater which is pretty much a profit making military for hire. He got found out for “running into” a Russian in the Seychelle Islands who was invited there by the United Arab Emirates. They both just happened to be sitting at a bar in the middle of the Indian Ocean when they struck up a conversation and ended up plotting to create a back channel from the White House to the Kremlin so Trump and Putin could communicate off the record. He testified before the House Intelligence Committee but nothing happened. He’s still out there hustling up war work, going on Breitbart and Bannon’s shows and hosting fundraisers for Republicans who are friends with Putin.

The Russians donated money to the NRA, evangelical Christian groups, and veteran organizations because they understand how they really believe that Trump was sent by God. The Russians know.

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