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After the arraignment when Trump went to the Cuban restaurant, Versailles, where all of the Cuban American patrons have been brainwashed by Republicans to believe that Democrats are all Marxists, Communists, and Socialists, meet and socialize, Trump had walked in like a big shot and announced, “food for everyone!” He left 10 minutes before the bill came and didn’t pay for anything. Mr. Big Shot dined and dashed.
Florida Republican Senator Rick Scott warned socialists and communists not to come to Florida because Floridians will be “openly hostile” toward them.
Trump wants his classified documents back.
Trump’s former chief of staff John Kelly said that Trump is “scared shitless” that he’ll be held accountable for the first time in his life. This of course made Trump mad so he insulted John Kelly on Truth Social by using the same limited vocabulary he uses for everybody else. John Kelly is a poopy head.
General Kelly said that while he and Trump were standing on the USS Arizona memorial at Pearl Harbor, Trump asked, “So what happened here?”
Kelly Anne Conway’s daughter Claudia is 18 now and posing naked for Playboy’s online publication. It’s free to look at her in a bikini but if you want to see her take it all off you have to pay to peep.
Eric Trump went on Newsmax and said, “If you get in the way of the Democratic Party they will target you, they will come after you and they will try and destroy your life. It’s rape and pillage. They will burn down the street. They will go after your kids — raid Barron’s room, go through his underwear.”
Ted Cruz said Pat Benatar is the sound track for child sacrifice.
Barefoot Marjorie Taylor Greene was clueless when asked about the Glass-Steagall Act of 1933 at a townhall. “I was born in 1974 so I’m not familiar with that, but I can have my staff look into it.” She referred to Africa as a country in a hearing and wanted to make an amendment to HR 467, the Halt Fentanyl Act that anybody bringing fentanyl over the southern border should be put to death.
Iowa Christian missionary, Jordan Webb, has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for second degree sexual abuse, incest and child endangerment. He repeatedly raped a preschooler and gave her gonorrhea. Jordan Webb is not a drag queen.
Father James Jackson of Rhode Island pleaded guilty in a child pornography case. He pleaded guilty not in a Catholic confessional kind of way, but in a slick legal kind of way. He had a bunch of photos and videos in his possession but in order to not spend at least 20 years in jail he pleaded guilty so he’d only have to go for 5 years. Father James Jackson wears a dress for work but he’s not a drag queen.
Longtime minister James Gill, and director of the Sumner County Food Bank was indicted for stealing more than $250,000 from the food bank and paying a volunteer for sex. James Gill is not a drag queen.
Texas Baptist youth pastor, Michael Romero, was charged with molesting children at youth group retreats, church gatherings and sleepovers. Michael Romero is not a drag queen.
Michigan catholic priest, Vincent DeLorenzo, was sentenced to only one year in prison for raping a 5 year old child at a funeral for the victim’s family member. Vincent DeLorenzo is not a drag queen.
Prominent Louisiana Baptist leader Daryl Stagg was arrested for indecent behavior with juveniles and charged with multiple sex crimes. Daryl Stagg is not a drag queen.
Pastor Michael J. Zacharias in Ohio was found guilty in federal court of five counts of sex trafficking involving three victims. Michael J. Zacharias is not a drag queen.
North Carolina evangelical pastor and founder of a Christian nonprofit, Larry Wilkins, was arrested for raping children. Larry Wilkins is not a drag queen.
7 children were molested by headmaster of a private Christian school, John Raymond. Parents are suing him for putting duct tape around their mouths and doing whatever he wanted. John Raymond is not a drag queen.
Matthew Reilly, the former Republican city councilman in Rhode Island who resigned last month after the cops busted him passed out in his car with crack and fentanyl first thing in the morning, was arrested on charges of child molestation. Matthew Reilly is not a drag queen.
A Republican county commissioner in Georgia, Reginald Lober, was charged with child molestation and sexual battery. Reginald Lober is not a drag queen.
While Republicans continue to protect and defend Trump, who is on his second arrest, they continue to claim that they must protect and defend the purity of childhood by saving them from drag queens.
RuPaul, creator of the reality competition TV show that was better than Trump’s reality competition TV show, ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’, says that drag is “very political, it’s very punk rock. It’s very radical.” Ru Paul is a drag queen.
”It’s a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I would have been a drag queen.” — Dolly Parton
Hey drag queens! Happy Pride!
