Baggers Can’t Be Losers
Trump started another trade war with China in a tweet and China retaliated by imposing a $60 billion tariff on US imports. The stock market took a dive. MAGA hats are going to cost more but MAGAs don’t care because CHINA SUCKS! LOCK CHINA UP!
Trump doesn’t even know what a tariff is.
Trump spends his days tweeting and retweeting, killing time, waiting for his favorite TV shows to start, just like he did before he was president. Now that he’s president he can kill time by killing people by inciting violence and starting wars while he waits for his favorite TV shows to start.
Trump is sending 120,000 troops to the Middle East to get ready to start a war with Iran just in case they want to take up developing nuclear weapons which they don’t because they’re still keeping their end of the bargain in the Iran deal that Trump pulled us out of.
“A former exec for Boeing — a massive weapons contractor — now Acting Sec. of Defense, has a plan to send 120,000 soldiers to Iran at the request of Bolton, who has advocated war with Iran repeatedly. They just have to convince a man who makes foreign policy based on Fox & Friends.” — Brian Klass
The president of the United States, the leader of the free world, the most powerful man on earth, is playing war with real army guys for perverted kicks, thinking it might save his presidency.
Trump claimed that the Democrats tried to throw a coup and that the FBI is a gang with no leadership. He has declared war on his own government.
Trump called Putin and said he wanted to meet in private with him at the upcoming G20. There have already been 5 meetings between the two of them where no note takers were present and no official US records were made.
Lindsey Graham, a sitting US senator and chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee, told Junior not to follow the subpoena issued by the Senate Intelligence Committee.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Trump is flirting with war in the Middle East, has started a trade war with China, and has baited a race war with his base and the Republicans are cool with it because they surrendered a long time ago.
We are borrowing money from China to pay our farmers to not sell their soybeans to China.
“In little country kitchens across America this morning, farmers are meeting for breakfast & coffee before a long hard day. One thing they almost all agree on is how ‘liberals’ are ruining America, then in the next breath they talk about how the tariffs are killing their business.” — Wes Jordan
Trump is referring to his farmer fan base as Patriot Farmers with a capital P. This is language used by Mao Zedong and the Soviet Union to make the little guy think it’s good to serve the big guy with a capitol FU.
Rod Rosenstein got back at Jim Comey for saying he had weak character by calling him a “partisan pundit” with lower case p’s. He’s gone now. Jeff Sessions and Bill Barr sent him on his way with a big party where they all made fun of the Mueller investigation, had a good laugh, patted each other on the back, and went home to sit in the dark.
Bill Barr plays the bagpipes.
Bagpipes were used in Scotland during war to signal tactical movements to the troops, kind of like bugles. Once blown, they’d send the Patriot Farmers over the hill into battle to die for magic beans.
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