Big Fat Lie

This morning, 24.8% of all gas stations in North Carolina, 15.4% in Georgia and 15% in Virginia are without gasoline. It’s the fault of Russian hackers wanting ransom but Fox News viewers will blame Biden and the Democrats because everything is always their fault. One of them was filmed at a gas pump filling a plastic bag up with gasoline which poured out everywhere. The cement was doused with gasoline (cue the filling station scene from “Zoolander.”) She double bagged it and lifted it up, dripping, and put it in her trunk. Others were observed filling 30 gallon drums and driving home with them in their cars. People are going nuts and hoarding gasoline like toilet paper.

It’s all Joe Biden and the Democrats’ fault is a big fat lie.

Liz Cheney’s leadership fate in the Republiqan party has been decided. She’s out. Before her fascist, racist, traitor colleagues voted to remove her from her conference chair role, she gave a speech on the floor of the House where she called the big fat liars out. There weren’t very many of them there. Most of them turned their backs on her and walked out. She said, “The election is over…that is our constitutional process. Those who refuse to accept the rulings of our courts are at war with the Constitution…Remaining silent and ignoring the lie emboldens the liar. I will not participate in that……A former president who provoked a violent attack on this Capitol, in an effort to steal the election, has resumed his aggressive effort to convince Americans that the election was stolen from him. He risks inciting further violence.” She warned that because he continues to perpetuate the Big Lie, that another attack on government could happen. Republicans are looking the other way because they want power. It’s that simple. They don’t want to lose power and if that means they have to live a lie and destroy America then so be it. Liz told the truth and is being punished for it. She put country before party. Her conscience is clear.

Liz Cheney is being cut loose by the GQP for calling out the attack on the Capitol, saying the election wasn’t stolen and refusing to go along with the Big Lie. Message to all Republiqans: Be a big fat liar or else.

Big fat liar Matt Gaetz, who is under investigation for sex trafficking among other crimes (the feds are close to wrapping things up —there are only 2 more witnesses left to talk to), along with QAnon gun nut insurrectionists Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert, are the face of Trump’s Republiqan party. Matt Gaetz was invited by Fox to comment on Liz Cheney which he of course did. He also tweeted: It is untenable to have an America Last establishment politician like Liz Cheney as the spokesperson of our movement.

CNN learned nothing from giving reality TV star Trump free coverage for over a year, thus helping his chances of getting elected, and gave Caitlyn Jenner a prime time special which was nothing more than a Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode. Tweeters had a great time bashing Dana Bash for doing it, saying they’d only tune in if she asked what bathroom she was using. CNN did it for ratings — give the people controversy and a chance to hate on the Kardashians and they’ll tune in. Will they give the same time to every other weirdo who is running in a state recall election? Will they give Governor Newsom the same opportunity?

Lafayette Park, the infamous spot where big fat liar Donald Trump did the photo op of himself walking through cleared streets with his entourage which included a US general in uniform and the attorney general to get a picture of himself in front of a church after he sent his secret police out to attack peaceful BLM protesters, has been reopened to pedestrians after being fenced off and closed to the public for a year.

Sometimes, Chuck Grassley tells his staff, “I feel a tweet coming on.” The guy is in his mid 80s. He should be napping, not tweeting. He should not only not be on Twitter, he shouldn’t be in the Senate. He’s way too old and tired. Some guy on Twitter tweeted, “That was clearly a euphemism for needing to take a dump. Which is also when he tweets.” Seriously, check out Chuck’s Twitter feed and remind yourself that he is a sitting US senator. One of the richest and most powerful.

Senator Amy Klobuchar directed her comments at biggest fattest liar Ted Cruz during a committee hearing. He wouldn’t even look at her. He was scrolling through his phone to send a message to her and everybody watching that he’s not listening, has no respect for her or the Senate, and is a big fat lying loser.

In another Senate meeting, big fat liar and fake eye doctor Rand Paul made a fool of himself tearing into Dr. Fauci again but this time Fauci gave it right back and called him out for being a dick. He’s lucky that he didn’t get punched in the eye. Rand Paul is so punchable. Everybody wants to punch him. We’re all Rand Paul’s neighbor.

The latest far right big fat lie — the covid vaccine is killing people. Tucker Carlson and Senator Ron Johnson said so on Fox.

How do you know when a Republiqan is lying? His lips move on Fox News.

“Liz Cheney & Mitt Romney should start their own party called Can You Believe This Shit.” — John Ales

Funny you would say that, John Ales, because 100 establishment Republicans are going to announce today that they’re prepared to start a third party if the repugs in Congress don’t knock it off, the big fat liars.

Support the Daily Crime Report on Patreon!

For the best journalists to follow on Twitter, click here.

For straight news, check out these reliable sources on Twitter.

The Daily Crime Reports are being published as “quarterly reports” (three month groups) as part of “The Treason Chronicles” on Amazon for Kindle. To purchase one or more quarters, click here.



Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.