Blame Game

Spike Dolomite
4 min readSep 16, 2019

Saudi Arabia’s largest oil facility was attacked and now gas is going to be much more expensive. This will be bad for Trump because the uneducated people that he exploits and takes for granted will blame him, because they’re uneducated.

To keep the uneducated from turning on him he came up with a tweet! Here it is: Because we have done so well with Energy over the last few years (thank you, Mr. President!), we are a net Energy Exporter, & now the Number One Energy Producer in the World. We don’t need Middle Eastern Oil & Gas, & in fact have very few tankers there, but will help our Allies!

Trump blames Iran for the attack and says we’re “locked and loaded,” waiting for orders from the Saudi Kingdom. Watch him start a war in the middle east to avoid any bad press on the impeachment inquiries coming up. He tweeted: Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked. There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom as to who they believe was the cause of this attack, and under what terms we would proceed!

That’s not supposed to be how it works. He’s not supposed to be able to bomb Iran without Congress declaring war, right? He can’t do that, right? Right? RIGHT? It’s been 2 years and 8 months and nothing has worked the way it’s supposed to. He could blame Iran then bomb them.

“The disregard Trump & his allies have for the rule of law, and the trail they leave, aren’t just sloppiness. They believe they won’t face consequences because the other side always wants to ‘move on’.” — Garry Kasparov

Trump has blamed everybody and everything for his crimes and bad behavior his entire life because he’s a spoiled, undisciplined child.

The Nazis did it, too. All fascists do it.

Trump told the press this morning that the national security adviser job is a piece of Mar-a-Lago cake. “It’s a great job. It’s great because it’s a lot of fun to work with Donald Trump. And it’s very easy actually to work with me. You know why it’s easy? Because I make all the decisions.”

When the new national security adviser finds out that it’s not easy working with Trump he’ll get fired and Trump will blame him.

Julian Castro, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Beto O’Rourke, Pete Buttigieg, and Cory Booker have called for Brett Kavanaugh’s impeachment amid new allegations that he sexually assaulted a student at Yale.

Democratic presidential candidates calling for impeachment on top of the House Judiciary Committee already subpoenaing people to determine whether or not Kavanaugh perjured himself at his congressional hearing is really bad for the sniveling spoiled frat boy. Kavanaugh should resign but he won’t because he’s a narcissist like Trump and that seat is HIS! Kavanaugh, Trump and the entire GOP will blame the Democrats for trying to smear his good name right before the election. It’s just a game, they’ll say.

Republicans defend whipping your dick out at parties and shoving it in virgins’ faces in front of people as harmless fun. They all did it. It’s a right of passage like getting spanked and choked and humiliated while blind folded in your underwear in order to be initiated into a fraternity. Just blame the victim and move on to the Supreme Court.

There were multiple child shootings in Texas over the weekend. In Arlington, a 6 year old boy was shot in the head by his 10 year old special needs sibling who had found a rifle that his teen aged brother had bought without their parents’ knowledge. A 4 year old little girl was fatally shot by her sibling in Fort Worth with a gun that was found in the house. Texas says, “Guns don’t kill people. Big brothers and sisters kill people.” Blame the children. Not the guns. Or the NRA. Or Congress.

After a 20 year old woman in Ohio gave birth, she killed the baby and buried it in the backyard. The court showed mercy and only gave her probation. The pro-lifers were nowhere around but if SHE HAD HAD AN ABORTION……..! Blame the liberals!

Mike Pence’s nephew married Kellyanne Conway’s cousin in New Jersey. That’s just great. They’ll breed and make more blameless shameless parasites who will feed off of the state and blame poor people and immigrants.

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Spike Dolomite

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