Trump made his first trip to Chicago as president. He made a speech at the annual gathering of the International Association of Chiefs of Police and slammed the police superintendent, asked the cops in attendance to crack down on far left activists who oppose his immigration policies, bashed the media, insulted the city by saying it embarrassed the nation and is more dangerous than Afghanistan, compared his impeachment to Jussie Smollett (“a scam”) and bragged about killing Baghdadi - “He’s dead. He’s dead as a doornail.” He took a shot at police superintendent Eddie Johnson, who wasn’t in attendance saying, “Here is a man that could not bother to show up for a meeting of police chiefs, most respected people in the country, in his hometown and with the president and you know why? It’s because he is not doing his job.” After he made a fool of himself in front of Chicago cops, he headed over to Trump Tower Chicago for a fundraiser where he was confronted by angry protesters. Trump doesn’t like Chicago and Chicago doesn’t like him. Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson responded to Trump’s attack by saying, “Today, the same police officers the president criticized for their inability to protect this city spent all day protecting him.”


Nancy Pelosi announced a formal vote in the House on the impeachment process. The witch hunt vote will be on Halloween (good one, Nancy.) Republicans pushed for it and now they’re spooked because they’re getting that the Dems are calling their bluff and now they’ll have to go on record for wanting to protect a criminal president or not. Be careful what you wish for! You just might get it on all hallows eve! You’re dead!

Nancy Pelosi said she’s calling for the vote to “eliminate any doubt as to whether the Trump Administration withheld documents, prevented witness testimony, disregarded duly authorized subpoenas, or continued obstructing the House of Representatives.”

Adam Schiff said that the American people will hear firsthand about the President’s misconduct. Uh-oh. The Republicans don’t want that. Boo!

On the other hand, Republicans say they’re wiped out from defending Trump and the whole thing feels like a horror movie. Just wait until the Halloween vote. Boo! They’re so scared.

Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, a Ukranian refugee, Iraq War veteran with a Purple Heart, and a top Ukraine expert on the National Security Council, is going to tell Congress today that Trump undermined national security with the Ukraine call and that he heard Trump ask the Ukranian president to investigate Joe Biden. He was so alarmed he reported it to a superior and made 2 formal complaints. He is the first person to testify who was actually on the call. Fox News is accusing him of being a traitor to the United States……..a double agent…….a spy (he emigrated to the US when he was 3.) Republican senators Mitt Romney, Thom Tillis, Ben Sasse and Marco Rubio are questioning his patriotism.

Trump and the Republicans better watch it when they go after a Jewish purple heart recipient whose family are Soviet emigres. America has a lot of proud citizens with roots outside of western Europe.

Trump referred to the new Ukranian president, Volodymyr Oleksandrovych, as the new Russian president. This was a huge insult to Ukraine but Russia loved it. Add another feather in their yankee doodle MAGA cap.

Putin is going as Trump for Halloween. Trick or tweet?

Trump and the Third Lady hosted a trick or treat event at the White haunted House. They stood outside and gave candy to indifferent kids in costumes. Parents, check that candy!

Little kids took candy from a very bad man.

Boo! HA HA HA HA! Trick or treaters booed him too!

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