Booed Again

Spike Dolomite
4 min readNov 3, 2019

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It’s daylight savings time again. An extra hour of the most hated man in the world.

Trump went to Madison Square Garden last night and got booed again, this time by United Fighter Champion fans.

Trump got booed by 20,000 people gathered to watch people beat the living crap out of each other for kicks. Trump didn’t see that one coming — POW!

“The UFC is his base. This would be like if I got booed by Jewish grandmothers.” — Jason Kander

“New York, New York. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere… Trump can’t.” — New York Senator Chuck Schumer

Trump took Kevin McCarthy to sit next to him. He’s the only Republican besides Matt Gaetz who is willing to sit next to him in public because he’s just as ruthless and opportunistic as Trump is. They’re totally using each other. What Kevin thinks he’ll get out of being Trump’s side kick remains to be seen given that he is on tape saying that Putin pays Trump. Putin probably pays Kevin too. That’s the only thing that can explain him volunteering to be Piglet to Trump’s poo.

Eric was there too. He said the audience wasn’t booing, it was chanting, Donald Trump! Donald Trump! USA! USA! Their entrance was the greatest entrance into a UFC event ever in the history of the world! The media is a joke, the most dishonest people. He can’t wait until they win again in 2020 so they can keep kicking the fake news’ ass. Trump! Trump! Trump!

Pretty stupid thing to say when everybody there has the capability of video taping the booing crowd with their phones which many people did.

MAGAs are reposting the UFC booing videos saying, “Listen! Can you hear it? Donald Trump! Donald Trump! USA! USA!” which is like standing on the deck of the sinking Titanic dancing to the Little Mermaid’s “Under the Sea”.

If Trump keeps getting booed on TV maybe he’ll finally get that Emmy he thinks he deserves.

274 pages of Mueller’s interview notes have been made public. They show that National Security Advisor Mike Flynn bragged about using his connections to get Hillary’s emails with his “intelligence sources”, campaign officials worked to pin the 2016 DNC hack on Ukraine instead of Russia before Trump was even elected, the Trump campaign relied on leaks to pump up their poll numbers, and Bannon said, “they are going to try and say the Russians worked with WikiLeaks to give this victory to us……..can’t let word get out he is advising us.”

The White House invited kids to a Halloween party and invited them to help “build the wall” by giving each kid a personalized paper brick to tape to the wall.

Jared Kushner said that Trump is like a father figure to Kim Jong-un. That’s why it’s not easy for Trump to get him to turn over his weapons.

White supremacists dressed in matching outfits, blue shirts and khakis, went to the Emmett Till memorial in Tallahatchie County, Mississippi to shoot a propaganda video, not knowing that the latest replacement has surveillance cameras and an alarm installed precisely for people like them. Once cameras started rolling and they started in with their toothless hate speech in the dumber than dirt Mississippi drawl, the alarms went off and they scattered like wounded cock roaches. It was funny to watch because the “good old boys” are getting old. They hobbled to their cars. The Proud Papas to the Proud Boys were grunting and huffing and “ouching” their way to their get away vehicles. My hip! My knee! My back!

California has been on fire for a couple of weeks and the president has finally spoken! Behold, a tweet! The Governor of California, @GavinNewsom, has done a terrible job of forest management. I told him from the first day we met that he must “clean” his forest floors regardless of what his bosses, the environmentalists, DEMAND of him. Must also do burns and cut fire stoppers. Every year, as the fire’s rage & California burns, it is the same thing-and then he comes to the Federal Government for $$$ help. No more. Get your act together Governor. You don’t see close to the level of burn in other states…But our teams are working well together in….. ..putting these massive, and many, fires out. Great firefighters! Also, open up the ridiculously closed water lanes coming down from the North. Don’t pour it out into the Pacific Ocean. Should be done immediately.

California booed. It’s not the first time.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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