Both Ways Now
Trump and Biden did their own town halls on different networks at the same time in lieu of an actual debate because Trump is an incompetent lunatic and NBC is hard up for ratings. They went exactly as expected — Trump made an ass out of himself, lied, and defended the indefensible and Biden carried himself like a statesman with actual plans and policies. Trump tried to have it both ways — score some free TV coverage without having to actually debate because he’s a lazy idiot.
“Biden is basically the nice stepdad who never asked you to call him dad but showed up at all your ballgames. Trump is the abusive, alcoholic dad who barely shows up for custody and then spends the time ranting about your mom when he does.” — The Hoarse Whisperer
Trump got called out for spreading conspiracy theories in his townhall which made him defensive. Who wouldn’t be in favor of condemning pedophiles?! The man has access to the most powerful intelligence on earth and ignores them all in favor of Fox News, QAnon and satirical websites that he doesn’t know are satire because he’s too dumb.
Trump retweets QAnon regularly. QAnon believes that the government is run by satanists, pedophiles and cannibals.
At his MAGA rally in North Carolina, Trump told the adoring crowd, “Someone said to me the other day, ‘You’re the most famous person in the world by far.’ I said, ‘No I’m not’. They said, ‘Who’s more famous?’ I said, ‘Jesus Christ’.” John Lennon got in big trouble with conservatives for saying that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus and had to take it back. Conservative Christians will let this go though because Trump said it and he is just like Jesus. Republican Christians want it both ways. Trump pointed to the journalists covering the rally and said, “Look how innocent they look, and they’re not innocent. They’re not innocent. The enemy of the people. I call them the enemy of the people. But anyway so the suburban women should love Trump.” He bragged about a government execution and admitted that his administration ordered authorities in Portland to kill a man, Michael Reinoehl, in lieu of arresting him and giving him due process. Attorney General Bill Barr says that Michael Reinoehl is “a dangerous fugitive, admitted Antifa member, and s suspected murderer.” The crowd loved it. Trump did too. “We sent in the US Marshals…..took 15 minutes and it was over. They knew who he was, they didn’t want to arrest him and in 15 minutes that ended.” He boasted about doing a town hall on NBC town after the rally. He bashed NBC and called them “the worst” even though he made lots of money off of them with his Apprentice show that ran for 13 years and would be giving him free TV coverage later that day. Having it both ways as usual. He repeatedly insulted NBC and the host, Savannah Guthrie. “So you know I’m being set up tonight. And so they asked me if I’d do it, and I figured what the hell, we get a free hour on television.”
That’s why he did it. His campaign is broke and he needed the free hour on television. He wasn’t ready for Savannah Guthrie to fact check him in real time, though. He got mad at her and tried to stop her by yelling that he was a really smart person.
Coronavirus cases have surpassed 8 million in the US and at least 222,781 people have died. Trump’s both ways plan is to do nothing and still be president.
Chris Christie is recovering from the virus and has expressed regret that he took it so lightly.
Trump keeps claiming that 85% of people who wear masks catch the coronavirus.
Republican Senator Ben Sasse let a taped phone conversation he had with his constituents admitting that Trump is a bad guy leak. He doesn’t have the guts to condemn Trump publicly himself and he voted to acquit Trump so no matter what he says, and how he says it, he’s still a skanky Republican who has enabled and protected the worst president in US history. Republicans like Ben Sasse want it both ways. Nope.
Trump called in to Fox and said that China is going to pay for the stimulus bill just like Mexico is going to pay for the wall. Trump wants it both ways with Fox. He calls in every day for the free TV time but publicly bashes them. Rupert Murdoch is pissed off and says Biden will win in a landslide.
Rudy Giuliano’s daughter came out in favor of Joe Biden.
Christians have finally had enough now that Bleeding Gums Eric claimed that his dad saved Christianity. That’s the straw that broke Republican Jesus’ camel’s back. Not that Trump has been married 3 times and fucks porn stars, or that he has kidnapped innocent children and has sent them to their psychological deaths, or that he lied about a deadly virus and let hundreds of thousands of people die. No, Eric claiming that Trump is bigger than Christianity went too far. Too little too late, Christians. Can’t have it both ways.
After Amy Coney Barrett’s hearing ended, Democratic Senator Dianne Feinstein praised Lindsey Graham for running one of the best meetings she has ever been a part of. Then she gave him a hug. Liberals went nuts and inundated her offices with calls, calling her out for going to the dark side. Democrats will do that. When their representatives fuck up they call them out, unlike MAGAs who will follow Trump and their representatives to the ends of a flat earth.
Both sides are not the same.
18 days until election day.
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