Busted

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJan 14, 2022

The leader and founder of the Oath Keepers, one eyed Stewart Rhodes has been arrested and charged for seditious conspiracy for attacking the US government along with 10 other militia nuts. This is the biggest bust so far. The guy wears an eye patch because he accidentally shot his own eye out. Keep an eye out for Stewart’s eye — it could be under the GOP’s bed.

Stewart Rhodes conspired with co-defendants and others to stop the transfer of presidential power in 2020. They used websites, social media, text messages, and encrypted messaging applications to communicate with each other, and to recruit and train others. They planned to travel to DC on January 6 with weapons in well organized teams that were planning on using force to transport firearms, ammunition, military gear and supplies to take control of the Capitol grounds and the building to keep Trump in power. These yahoos could to go jail for up to 20 years.

The DOJ is working its way up the coup pole. More busts are coming.

The Trump Supreme Court sided with the anti-vaxxers and stuck it to Biden by ruling that it’s OK for large businesses to let employees come to work and infect the workplace with covid. They can’t mandate vaccinations and tests. This ruling guarantees that the virus will never go away and empowers the selfish crazies to keep fighting for “their rights.”

“It isn’t everyday you can say thousands of Americans will likely die because of what the Supreme Court justices ruled. But today is such a day.” — Dan Rather

Virginia Giuffre has asked the judge in her Prince Andrew case to unseal the 8 other names of the high profile pedophiles that were involved in the international child sex trafficking ring. Ghislaine Maxwell was like whatever, go ahead and bust them all. I don’t care anymore now that I’ll be sitting in jail for the rest of my life.

Prince Andrew is in really big trouble at home. His mom stripped him of his titles and military honors.

“…….the Andrew formerly known as Prince” — Monica Hesse

Democrat in name only Kyrsten Sinema pleased Mitch McConnell by making a speech on the Senate floor defending his filibuster. He called it a “conspicuous of political courage” and said she “saved the Senate as an institution.” The only people who she was talking to were the Republicans which has been the problem all along. She didn’t wear anything from her Forever 21 wardrobe but she did wear a crucifix necklace. Fashion statement: pious. Mitch McConnell wasn’t the only daddy who was impressed. Joe Manchin was too. They both have daughters her age. That’s another one of her problems. Daddy issues. The girl’s got too many problems. She needs to go and get herself a good shrink. She needs to just go.

Kyrsten Sinema timed her latest media stunt a few hours before Biden was set to meet Senate Democrats so she could steal the limelight. She let the media know in advance so she could get maximum attention. She blames the Democrats for not cooperating with Republicans. It’s their fault that things aren’t bipartisan. Nobody can figure her out. While they’re struggling to understand if there is anything to understand, the media blames Biden for not being able to unite his party. This hollow, needy, phony chameleon got elected because people thought they were voting for someone else. Soon after her performance yesterday, a selfie she posted of herself with John Lewis after he died resurfaced. She called him her hero. The nerve! The John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act is designed to restore provisions of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 that the Supreme Court gutted and now she is preventing it from happening. Hero my ass.

Ronna McDaniel and the Republican National Committee plan on changing its rules so Trump won’t have to debate Biden when they run against each other in 2024. The RNC is going to make it a rule that anybody seeking the party’s nomination will have to sign a pledge saying they will not participate in any debates sponsored by the Commission on Presidential Debates. This will not only keep Trump from making a fool of himself, but it will make transitioning to a totalitarian government that much easier. Why debate when there is no contest?

The attorney general in Michigan has referred the forged election documents that state Republicans sent to Congress and the National Archives to federal prosecutors. It’s in Merrick Garland’s hands now. Georgia and Nevada have been added to the list of states that forged electors totaling 5 so far (along with Michigan, Arizona and Wisconsin.) This isn’t getting the kind of media attention it should, but this story points to a sophisticated, coordinated effort to enact a coup involving the RNC (who is paying Trump’s legal fees) and Trump.

When a reporter confronted Republican state legislator Jake Hoffman in Arizona to ask him about signing off on the fraudulent declaration in 2020, he passed it off to be answered by the state GOP chair, Kelli Ward who is a QAnon nut.

The Select Committee subpoenaed social media companies. Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Google and Reddit.

After four years of waking up every day in a panic wondering what he’s done now, Americans are finally starting to wake up to the thought, “What’s he going to get busted for today?”

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Spike Dolomite

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