Calling All Patriots
Trump’s trial starts on Tuesday and the Republicans are ready to shoot it down as fast as it starts. They don’t want the trial to be public so call your senators today and demand that the trial be televised.
More is being revealed about the Trump Crime Family. Trump would like everybody to believe that he doesn’t know who Lev Parnas is even though he’s known him for over 30 years. Parnas worked for Trump’s dad back in the 80s. He sold condos for Fred Trump. He also hung out with Trump at his hotel like everybody else who wants to make a deal with Don the Con. I spend money in your hotel. Call me!
Lev Parnas was Rudy Giuliani’s date to George H.W. Bush’s funeral.
Lev Parnas’ talking is his new found calling. He doesn’t want to end up like Jeffrey Epstein or Deutsche Bank executives or Jamal Khashoggi so he’s talking. A lot. He said that Trump tried to fire Ambassador Yovanovitch several times but people refused to carry out his orders so he and the boys came up with the smear campaign. Let’s call her a loser! He also said that Trump had no interest in “rooting out corruption” in Ukraine. The whole thing was about setting Joe Biden up. Calling all hoodlums, bandits, and cut rate swindlers!
After Parnas got arrested for trying to flee the country in October and was indicted on charges of conspiracy, making false statements and falsification of records, he started to rethink his mobster calling. Now he, like Gordon Sondland, is calling everybody out and throwing everybody under the bus. Why? Because he’s afraid of Bill Barr. He’s more afraid of Bill Barr than any of the criminals he hangs out with. He says everybody is. Republicans became more afraid of Trump after Bill Barr showed up. Why? The New York City Bar Association is investigating him for using the levers of government to empower certain groups and undermining the public’s confidence in a fair and impartial administration of justice. It is calling upon Congress to investigate Attorney General Bill Barr.
After Parnas was thrown in jail, Trump sent his attorney, John Dowd, over to represent him. It didn’t take long for Parnas to realize that Dowd wasn’t there for him, but for Trump. He pressured him to take the fall for Trump. So he fired him and got himself a new attorney. Who you gonna call? Not John Dowd.
Trump makes Nixon look like Barney’s Magical Musical Adventure. I love you. You love me. We’re a happy crime family.
“I’m the guy they used to call ‘Deep Throat’” — W. Mark Felt
Does Trump have a Deep Throat? If so, who is it? Kellyanne Conway? Tiffany? Let’s Make a Deal Fritz the Asshole Whisperer? Jesus?
Trump invited Christians in to the Oval Office for a photo op so he could announce his “historic steps to protect the Constitutional right to pray in public schools!” Calling all Christians! Jesus is BACK TO SCHOOL! On his desk was a carefully placed map of the regions that voted for him in 2016, signed by Jesus himself. The electoral map is Trump’s calling card. Everybody is sick of it. Even Jesus.
The Senate was sworn in for Trump’s impeachment trial on the same day that the federal government’s auditing agency concluded that the White House Office of Management and Budget broke the law when it withheld $250 in military aid to Ukraine in the summer of 2019. The Democrats called it.
Can Republican senators be arrested for perjury for pledging allegiance to the constitution and promising to be an impartial juror if they’re out there right now telling everybody that it’s all politics on behalf of the Democrats? Why call it a fair trial when they don’t even want a trial? Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell have been saying for months that they’re on Trump’s side and have already made up their minds to let him get away with obstruction of Congress and abuse of power. Rand Paul said, “Look, no Republicans were for the inquiry to begin with so why would we be under any sort of obligation to feel like we need to complete the work that we never even agreed should’ve begun in the first place?” He has threatened Republican senators who do go along with a fair trial with introducing legislation that will destroy their careers. Ted Cruz released a video saying the trial will be over soon, “This is the beginning of the end of the abuse of the Constitution.”
Is anybody going to call these guys out?
Manu Raju, reporter for CNN, called on unelected Senator Martha McSally of Arizona to comment on whether or not she would consider new evidence for the Senate trial. She snapped at him, “You’re a liberal hack — I’m not talking to you. You’re a liberal hack!” The video of her making an unprofessional ass out of herself went viral. Later on in the day she put on some make up and went on Laura Ingraham’s Fox News show to laugh at CNN and all the liberal hacks. Her campaign is trying to cash in on the viral video by promoting “You’re a liberal hack, buddy” t-shirts for a $35 contribution.
#McSallyIsAHack
Trump’s former chief of staff, Reince Priebus, went on Fox to say, what if we did do it? So what? It’s still not impeachable. Is Reince writing a book? “If We Did Do It?”
Call 800-WEDIDIT.
Speaking of cashing in on Trump by selling a book, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is taking preorders for hers.
Where’s Mike Pompeo? Last week he was everywhere bragging about killing somebody.
Calling Mike Pompeo….hello? HELLOOOOO?!!!!!
Trump tweeted: I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!
United States calling…..please stay on the line. This call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes.
Calling all patriots! Call your senators. Remove them all.
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