Calling All Senators
Moscow Mitch doesn’t have the votes to call off witnesses. A few senators are succumbing to public pressure to do the right thing and treat this as an actual trial because people are calling their offices demanding that they vote for evidence and witnesses. You know, like a real trial. 75% of the country wants that. The other 25% are non compos mentis.
Moscow Mitch wants to vote to acquit this week. Keep calling your senators.
As expected, Trump lost it and took a shot at John Bolton on Twitter: For a guy who couldn’t get approved for the Ambassador to the U.N. years ago, couldn’t get approved for anything since, “begged” me for a non Senate approved job, which I gave him despite many saying “Don’t do it, sir,” takes the job, mistakenly says “Libyan Model” on T.V., and many more mistakes of judgement, gets fired because frankly, if I listened to him, we would be in World War Six by now, and goes out and IMMEDIATELY writes a nasty & untrue book. All Classified National Security. Who would do this?
Calling all senators! How much longer are you going to kiss Trump’s ass and more importantly, WHY are you kissing Trump’s ass?
Calling Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn! What did you say about witnesses for the impeachment trial again? “If the evidence is ‘overwhelming’ and ‘extensive,’ why do we need witnesses?”
Calling Florida Senator Rick Scott! What do you think about being a juror in the impeachment trial for Donald J. Trump? “I’ve been held hostage with 99 other people in the U.S. Capitol. Why? Because the Democrats hate Donald Trump and are trying to cover up Joe Biden’s corruption.”
Calling Iowa Senator Joni Ernst! Why are Republicans so focused on Joe Biden? He isn’t on trial. Trump is. “Iowa caucuses are this next Monday evening. And I’m really interested to see how this discussion today informs and influences the Iowa caucus voters, those Demcaucus goers. Will they be supporting VP Biden at this point?”
Trump did a MAGA rally in New Jersey last night and it was more embarrassing than usual. He looked terrible. More terrible than usual. And he sounded insane. More insane than usual. He told the crowd of non compos mentis red hats that Mexico is paying for the wall and then bragged about putting an end to immigrants “ransacking our communities.” In other words, let’s hear it for racists! Who’s a racist?! We are! We’re all racists! That’s why we’re here! Either that or we are non compos mentis that answered a Craigs List ad and are getting paid.
As usual, he bragged about his crowd size, saying there were 100,000 people there. The venue holds 10,000. When he slurred his words and forgot what he was talking about, someone at Fox laughed on a live mic and then they cut to the studio. Non compos mentis at home say what?
Calling all Republican senators! Your favorite “news” station is laughing at Trump behind his back. They’re probably laughing at you, too! Cha-ching!
“This is like MAGA slam poetry. Random red meat phrases absent any real meaning. Like an endless stream of low-intellect fortune cookies.” — Hoarse Whisperer
Calling all senators! Your impeached president and his buddy, the indicted Israeli prime minister, met at the White House. Trump praised Mike Pompeo for being a misogynist propagandist who insulted a female NPR reporter and gave her the non compos mentis boot. “I think you did a good job on her.” The mostly male crowd lept to their feet and laughed. Mike Pompeo laughed. Alan Dershowitz, who was sitting directly behind Pompeo, laughed. He leaned forward and gave him an atta boy pat on the back. When confronted about it, Dershowitz said he gave him a pat because he wanted to show support for him as a person, plus he appreciates his views on the Middle East. It wasn’t because he’s a misogynist who supports intimidating and insulting the media. The reporters at the back of the room were shocked. The event was supposed to be about peace in the Middle East. The world shook its head. Non compos mentis Americans.
Trump bragged that withdrawing from The Iran Nuclear Deal is one of the most important things he’s done for Israel. He even tweeted about it in Hebrew.
Calling all Senators! Your lawyers are all done with their opening act. Today you get to ask questions! What’s it going to be? Will you be asking questions about facts that your president used the US military to shake down a foreign government to win an election? Will you ask any questions about Trump using his power to obstruct Congress by threatening witnesses into ignoring subpoenas to testify? Or will you ask stupid questions about Joe Biden? Non compos mentis Republicans. Every single one.
Calling all Republican senators — The Daily Show has a truck driving around the Capitol playing clips of Trump insulting you. What do you think about that? The Daily Show audience is laughing at you. Fox News is laughing at you. The world is laughing at you. Everybody is laughing at you. You’ve made a mockery out of the office of the presidency. You’ve made a mockery out of the Senate. And you’ve made a mockery out of yourselves.
Call all senators. It doesn’t matter if you live in their state or not. This is a national security issue. Trump must be removed from power immediately. Call (202) 224–3121.
Call!
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