Can You Tell Me How To Get to Black Lives Matter Plaza?

The street where Trump infamously held up a book he’s never read in front of a building he’s never been in has been renamed Black Lives Matter Plaza.

Trump has cleared the people out of his way with the erection of a wall around the White House and more buses are descending on to the White House with US Military Forces, National Guard, Customs and Border Patrol officers, and Bill Barr’s Secret Police. The streets have all been closed to prepare for a major BLM demonstration today.

Bill Barr is trying to wiggle out of being the Totalitarian Gas the People in the Name of Trump Czar. He is saying now that he didn’t actually tell the cops to gas the people, “I said, get it done. I didn’t say, go do it,” so don’t look at me.

Senate Intelligence Committee Vice Chair Mark Warner has called for Attorney General Bill Barr to resign.

Trump campaigned on building a wall and he finally did it — around the White House. #babygate is trending.

“He was too embarrassed when we found out that he had to be moved to the bunker that he’s turning the entire White House into a bunker.” — Fred Harding

Trump held a press conference to brag about the unemployment numbers going down which was total bullshit of course. He had the books cooked. He invoked George Floyd’s name in his remarks. “Hopefully George is looking down right now and saying, ‘This is a great thing that’s happening for our country.’ This is a great day for him. It’s a great day for everybody. This is a great, great day for our country in terms of equality.”

He made the White House reporters sit closer and defy social distancing because it “looks better.”

When PBS journalist Yamiche Alcindor (who happens to be black) asked Trump, “Black unemployment went up by 0.1%, Asian American unemployment went up by 0.5% how is that a victory?” He got mad and said, “You are something else.” He shushed other reporters and even put his finger up to his lips like a kindergarten teacher.

Trump set himself a new record amid economic, public health, and racial justice crises — 200 tweets in one day!

What’s going on over at Fox News? White Power Hour, reports on celebrities bailing out looters and rioters, encouraging citizen arrests, a graph of S & P percentage gains that show how much money was made 1 week after the deaths of George Floyd, Michael Brown, Martin Luther King Jr, and after the Rodney King verdict, and black people will be forming their own armed militias.

Trump went to Maine even though the mayor told him not to. He went to a swab manufacturer to do a photo op and refused to wear a mask or protective gear so now the company has to destroy everything they made that day. The fat fuck contaminated their day’s inventory. He really pissed their governor off, too after he made an ass out of himself and accused her of being a dictator for not opening up the state due to coronavirus. She issued a formal statement, “What Maine people heard today was more of the same incendiary rhetoric and insults he uses to try to divide us and to stoke tension and fear. What Maine people heard today was largely devoid of fact and absent of reality. What Maine people saw today was a rambling, confusing, thinly-veiled political rally. I have spent the better part of my career listening to loud men talk tough to disguise their weakness. That’s what I heard today. I don’t care what the President says about me. I care what he does for Maine people. And that’s not very much.”

57 cops in Buffalo resigned from their task force in solidarity for their 2 fellow officers who were suspended for putting an old man in the hospital. They have been charged with assault.

The National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell released a recorded video to admit the league was wrong for not listening to players who protested against social injustice and police brutality like Colin Kaepernick did by taking a knee, foretelling George Floyd’s murder by being choked to death by a cop’s knee. Goodell wants players to continue to speak out through protesting and supporting the Black Lives Matter movement. “I’ll personally protest with you and want to be part of the much needed change in this country without black players, there would be no National Football League.”

Change is coming.

Because people took to the streets.

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