Covid numbers are up in 90% of counties across the nation.

Deathsantis called a press conference to brag about a new miracle cure that is better than the vaccine so don’t go to the hospital. It’s the antibody treatment that King Kong Caveman Trump got. No prescription necessary! Go to one of our miracle cure centers today if you’ve got covid! Deathsantis put on a good show flanked by experts. He denied denying knowing anything about Biden giving him ventilators. He said he thought people had been asking him about respirators. He denied that nurses have been quitting. No no no no no. Another misunderstanding. They’re not quitting. They’re moving to contract gigs so they can make more money doing the same job. It’s all good!

Florida keeps setting new records for itself. They’ve surpassed their all time number of daily covid cases since the pandemic started.

After 2 days of school, there are more than 400 students quarantined in Palm Beach.

4 unvaccinated teachers in one county in Florida died from covid in 24 hours.

40% of all new covid hospital cases are in Florida and Texas because the Republican governors are complete failures and focused only on one thing: raising money and rising higher in the GOP.

Some hospital systems in Texas are offering out of state nurses up to 4 times their salary to come to Texas and take care of hospitalized caveman Texans who refused to get vaccinated and would not wear a mask.

Only 40% of people are vaccinated in Tennessee. 7 out of 10 beds are occupied by stubborn, ignorant covid patients who still don’t believe covid is real even as they gasp for air. One burned out nurse said, “Even when they have a loved one in the hospital with covid you know they’re like ‘you’re not gonna give her that vaccine though are you?’”

1,000 kids tested positive for covid after school opened in Mississippi. One parent sent their kid to school knowing that their child had it, infecting 80 more people.

Vaccine or a hospital bed in a tent in a parking lot? Vaccine or a ventilator? Vaccine or long term brain or lung damage? Vaccine or a dead child? Caveman says, “Anything but the vaccine.”

A QAnon dad from Santa Barbara, California, Matthew Taylor Coleman, didn’t let his toddler and baby die from covid. He went one step further by taking them on vacation to Mexico and then shooting them both in the chest with a speargun used for fishing and then dumping their bodies in a ditch. He did it because he believed the conspiracy theory that his wife had passed on “serpent DNA” to them which would turn them into monsters.

California has become the first state to mandate that all teachers wear masks at school and be vaccinated or face regular testing because the governor of California is evolved.

Neanderthal Barbie, Marjorie Taylor Greene, shrugged off hospitals running out of beds because of covid. She was like, whatever, we can’t live forever.

Trump cult followers give new meaning to give me liberty or give me death. Normal people make the mistake of seeing these people through a political lens (duped again by Republicans.) They should look at them anthropologically. Their brains are primal, focused on survival and instinct. They haven’t caught up to the modern world where human brains are capable of solving problems, using good judgement, organizing societies that include making and following laws for the greater good, seeing the big picture, and understanding that the individual’s survival depends on the group’s survival where human beings are capable of controlling their own impulses and using reason. Primal people don’t understand any of this and they don’t care. They don’t really know what’s going on outside of the cave. They’re lazy and content with not doing their part to contribute to a civilized society. They’re dumb and they like it that way. They don’t want to evolve. With all of the knowledge, science, and modern advances available to all of us, these guys reject it all. They’re stuck in the past. Not the mythical Republican “Father Knows Best” past, but caveman past. They only care about their primal needs. They’re satisifed staying in the cave, living in their own superstitious little worlds, afraid of everything “out there.” The rest of us are out there, evolving, putting up with their bullshit, carrying them, and trying in vain to reason with them. They’re a burden. They’re holding us back.

How much longer are the Republicans going to keeping going back to the cave to feed the beasts?

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