Celebrity Apprentice Goes to Singapore

Trump shook hands with another brutal dictator with nuclear weapons in Singapore amidst a row of both countries’ flags, touching each other, a day after he endorsed Putin for re-admittance into the G-7 and then refusing to cooperate with the G-6. He all but got us kicked out of the alliance of first world countries that the US created after WWII.

Trump will come home from Singapore to continue on with his marketing campaign, the NFL disrespecting the flag, after allowing the North Korean flag to touch ours.

There are still a lot of veterans alive today who fought in the Korean War. How many of them are wearing red MAGA hats, watching our flag touch theirs? How many of them believe that Trump’s war with the NFL is about the flag?

Trump says Kim Jong-un is a very talented person.

Trump not only elevated the cruelest, most diabolical living tyrant alive today to a legitimate standing on the world stage, but he made him a rock star. Rocket Man was on the streets of Singapore with a gazillion body guards taking selfies with screaming crowds. Kim Jong-un is a reality TV star now too!

Trump decided not to bring up human rights violations with North Korea. North Korea didn’t ask Trump about his.

Here’s the spin: Trump said he’d stop military drills in South Korea if Kim Jong-un promised to get rid of his nukes. Since they’re both lying dictators neither one of them should be believed and the media should stop making a big deal out of them.

“We had a historic meeting and decided to leave the past behind” — Kim Jong-un

“We are going to take care of a very big and very dangerous problem for the world” — Trump

Trump recreated the enemy, North Korea, by assigning Kim Jong-un a major part in his reality TV show, so he could have a villain to slay and make his audience believe that he will save them.

Because the freak show wasn’t freaky enough, Dennis Rodman showed up and cried on CNN. He believed in North Korea, man! He got death threats after he came back from his visit with Kim Jong-un, man! He couldn’t even go home, man! Sob, SOB!

The media ate it up — nonstop coverage of Celebrity Apprentice in Singapore, just like they covered his campaign rallies, precisely as Trump directed it.

Beware of the political reporters who praised Trump for this publicity stunt.

Trump made North Korea great again. He’s still working on Russia.

Trump has his eye on development in North Korea: “They have great beaches. You see that whenever they’re exploding their cannons into the ocean. I said boy look at the view. Wouldn’t that make a great condo?……..You could have the best hotels in the world right there. Think of it from a real estate perspective. You have South Korea, you have China and they own the land in the middle. How bad is that, right? It’s great.” Boom.

Ivanka Trump is involved in US diplomacy in Korea even though she has no foreign policy experience and has trademarks in South Korea. Boom boom.

Trump showed Kim Jong-un a short marketing video, similar to a movie trailer (that tax payers paid for,) that showed Kim all of the prosperity that could come with peace such as airplanes (remember, Kim had to borrow an airplane to get to Singapore,) bridges, skyscrapers (with the TRUMP name on the front??????) smiling chubby children, high-speed trains, a basketball player dunking a ball (Dennis Rodman?) and horses running through water in slow motion set to music.

The president of South Korea kissed up to Trump and stroked his ego like he knows he should — “Once again, I would like to pay my respects to President Trump, who achieved a feat that no one else has ever delivered.”

We’re the laughing stock of the world. We’re becoming more and more isolated by the day, and we’re getting closer and closer to Russia and North Korea.

Republicans, where are you? Axis of Evil? Hello?

Canada is our enemy?

We’re over the edge now.

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