Character Actor

Spike Dolomite
3 min readOct 16, 2017

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The first president devoid of character has declared this week National Character Counts Week. This president has insulted sitting judges, world leaders, journalists, the disabled community, Mexicans, and Muslims. He never attended church before needing evangelicals to co-sign his bullshit. He said publicly that women should be punished for having an abortion after he publicly admitted to considering aborting his fourth child, Tiffany. He has been accused of sexual assault and bragged about it, he accused the prior president of not being a citizen and wire tapping his office, he lies so much he can’t keep track of his lies, and he has referred to Nazis as fine people. He defamed a sitting senator and war hero, shared classified intelligence, invited America’s enemies and human rights abusers to the White House, went bankrupt to avoid paying his debts, profits from the presidency, and stirs up hatred and controversy with his base to keep the media off of the Russia investigation. He is vulgar, incurious and narcissistic, but let’s declare this week National Character Counts Week and see what happens.

The Harvey Weinstein story has hit a nerve in America. It has reminded us that Trump is guilty of the same thing but gets to be president. This has given rise to women coming out with their own sexual harassment stories. The hashtag, #metoo is trending. All women — every age, every color, every body type, all women are subjected to sexual harassment at some point in their lives, some more than others. Up until yesterday they have kept quiet because it’s an accepted reality in our culture — that men can behave this way and women should just put up with it. Weinstein, Trump, et al: Women don’t let you do it because you’re a star. They succumb to it because they want to keep their jobs and they’re afraid nobody would believe them even if they said anything anyway. It’s called rape culture. Say it — RAPE CULTURE.

Woody Allen weighed in on the Harvey Weinstein story. He hopes that this won’t turn out to be a witch hunt against men because he has a movie coming out and he doesn’t want people to be reminded that he’s a pedophile and married one of his daughters.

100 psychologists marched through New York calling for Trump’s impeachment.

Pornographer Larry Flint will pay $10 million to anybody who has any dirt on Trump.

Trump is knowingly killing Americans by cutting off health care and starving them. While Americans die in fires, hurricanes, and mass shootings, America’s leader is golfing at his own private resort.

“I’m not playing,” Tillerson said when a journalist asked him a question.

Tillerson is looking for his balls but says he’s not. Try the golf course. They could be out there.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Rand Paul played golf with Twitler. Rand Paul hates Trump’s guts. Watch your balls, Rand. You don’t want to have to take a provisional ball from Trump.

Republican Ed Gillespie doesn’t want people to know that Trump endorsed him in the Virginia gubernatorial race so everybody’s favorite congressman, Ted Lieu, is telling everybody.

Obamacare — Trump broke it so now he owns it.

San Francisco is suing major oil companies to protect its citizens from climate change. The sea level rising could lead to catastrophic flooding, and the city blames ExxonMobil and BP.

Jimmy Kimmel and Eminem have lost Trump fans but have gained the respect of the nation. Character counts.

Trump only listens to Fox News and the voices in his head.

Steve Bannon predicts that Trump will win 2020 with 400 electoral votes.

Alabama US Senate nominee Roy Moore has called for the impeachment of Supreme Court justices who support same-sex marriage. If the Democrat running against him, Doug Jones, doesn’t win, this nut job will be the king of the nut jobs in the Senate.

The President of the United States has no knowledge of history and America’s role in the world. He doesn’t understand the office he holds. He lacks empathy. He has no character. He just plays a character on TV.

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Spike Dolomite

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