Chicken Shit

A lot of people turned out for Trump’s Latinos for Trump indoor gathering in Arizona. All but a few of them were white.

Speaking of Trump’s love for Latinos, the 2 women he used for his Reality TV naturalization ceremony that he filmed live at the White House during his Trump National Convention were never told they would be used as political props. He did that without their consent so he could pander to the Latino vote. Yesterday we learned that he’s deporting 300,000 El Salvadorans by ending their temporary protected status that many of them have had for up to 20 years, oh and he’s been sterilizing migrant women inside his border concentration camps. That’s a crime against humanity that should be dealt with by the United Nations. The Trump administration and the doctors who did it should be tried at the Hague.

Trump forcing women to get hysterectomies against their will is no problem for pro-lifers. That’s what you get if you try to come here. No more foreigners for you! You can’t have an abortion if you need or want one in America but the government can sterilize you.

The top communications guy at the CDC is a QAnon nut, a deep state weirdo and Antifa fearing friend of Roger Stone. He’s also a Russian sympathizer. His role in the Trump crime spree goes back to hacked Hillary emails by the Russians. He worked for Paul Manafort in 2004, running Russian influence with oligarchs. He did a pro Trump documentary with a Russian agent. Russia, Russia, Russia. His name is Michael Caputo and he was put in charge of coronavirus messaging for the CDC in April, when states were shut down and dead bodies were piling up. He has no medical or public health experience. They brought him over from the Trump campaign. Now he’s the top spokesperson on the Trump Plague. His job is to keep the CDC from telling the public the truth. Nothing can be released without his edits and approval. He spins the messaging of official CDC reports to match Trump’s optimism about the pandemic. He has forced them to change their language and soften the news. He bragged on Facebook that Trump personally put him in charge of $250 million for a public service advertising campaign to help America “get back to normal.” The guy is certifiably crazy. He’s telling people to stock up on ammunition and prepare for a left wing insurrection. He accused the CDC scientists of “sedition” and believes that they are deliberately trying to subvert Trump’s efforts to combat the coronavirus for their own leftist political reasons. He says scientists “deep in the bowels of the CDC have given up science and become political animals.” They’re out to get Trump! “There are scientists who work for this government who do not want America to get well, not until after Joe Biden is president.” He wants MAGAs to arm themselves and prepare to protect Trump from the liberals. “And when Donald Trump refuses to stand down at the inauguration, the shooting will begin…..The drills that you’ve seen are nothing…….If you carry guns, buy ammunition, ladies and gentlemen, because it’s going to be hard to get.” He’s nuts. NUTS. He sees and hears things that aren’t there and believes that someone is trying to kill him and he’s the guy in charge of what the government is telling us about a deadly pandemic.

Trump is pressuring the FDA to push the Trump Plague vaccine through before the election.

The Inspector General at the DOJ is investigating Bill Barr’s involvement in the Roger Stone case so he’ll be getting fired soon.

Trump went to California to meet with the governor and scientists about the fires. He was visibly bored. When they tried to reason with him he shrugged them off and said, “It’ll start getting cooler, you just watch.” To that, the California Natural Resources Secretary told him, “I wish science agreed with you.” The spoiled little 74 year old brat snapped back, “I don’t think science knows actually.”

Alex Vindman did an interview with Lester Holt and turns out he’s braver and more patriotic than we already knew. He said he was always apolitical and looks forward to being that again but for now, he has registered to vote as a civilian and will be voting for “the other guy” and is encouraging everybody to do the same for the sake of the country. He sees going public with his support of Joe Biden as his duty, because he is someone who took an oath to protect the Constitution and defend the country. Even though he is no longer in the military because Trump destroyed his career, he’s still doing his duty. He has no doubt that Trump is helping Russia. He called Trump Putin’s “useful idiot.” He said, “In the Army, we call this ‘free chicken,’ something you don’t have to work for — it just comes to you. This is what the Russians have in Trump — free chicken….Trump’s desire to impress Putin, and to shape American policy in ways that please Putin, has caused many former US intelligence officials, and even some officials who have worked directly for him, to suspect that he has been compromised by Russia.”

Government sterilization, a deep state lunatic controlling public messaging at the CDC, Bill Barr under investigation, Trump thumbing his nose at scientists as the country burns and thousands more die, and a former Lieutenant Colonel in the Army accusing him of working for Russia and the Republicans have said NOTHING.

Fry the fucking chicken. 49 more days.

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