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3 min readSep 30, 2025

The right is desperately trying to make Charlie Kirk their George Floyd by holding him up as a saint and forcing people to worship him by erecting statues of him on college campuses, making “rules” that keep people from criticizing him (airlines are firing employees who make disparaging remarks about Kirk for example and AG Pam Bondi said she was going to prosecute anyone who made fun of Charlie Kirk or pointed out the things that he’s said), and vowing revenge on the left for killing him like Jesus (JD Vance filled in for Charlie Kirk’s podcast and blamed the left for his death). The left had nothing to do with it. Charlie Kirk was killed by a faction of their own.

World’s Best Christian and Secretary of State Marco Rubio is revoking visas of anyone who has criticized Charlie Kirk.

Senator Ted Cruz painted over Charlie Kirk graffiti. For the cameras.

Late night host Jimmy Kimmel got cancelled by ABC for what he said about Charlie Kirk on his show then the public boycotted Disney, ABC and Hulu and after a couple of days he got his job back.

A white conservative man killed another white conservative man at a conservative college in a conservative state and liberals are being blamed.

The left isn’t out there killing people. It’s the gun crazed right-wingers doing all the killing, particularly young white males.

Two men were found dead, hanging from trees, in Mississippi. The left again?

Trump is having signs removed from national parks that mention anything about slavery.

Trump says that 300 million people died last year from drugs.

Speaking of drugs, he says women who took Tylenol during pregnancy are to blame for autism.

The 1,200 prisoners from Alligator Alcatraz are missing. The camp was closed but nobody knows what happened to everybody who was illegally put there.

Former FBI director Jim Comey got indicted for not being loyal to Trump.

Trump ordered troops into Portland where there’s nothing for them to do just like in Chicago and Los Angeles. He’s terrorizing his own people in blue cities because they have Democratic governors. This is Trump’s power and revenge tour.

Trump said TV shows will NOT be allowed to criticize him.

Trump calls negative coverage about him illegal.

The Department of Defense will take away media passes of any journalist who reports anything not sanctioned by the department.

White House border czar Tom Holman took a $50,000 bribe in exchange for government contracts. The DOJ shut down the investigation.

Another rapture happened on the 24th but the sons of bitches are still here. We could have gotten to live in a MAGA Christian free world. Smart people should have had some fun with this by leaving all sorts of pants, shoes and shirts laying all over the ground so that when the MAGAs woke up they’d feel like losers for not being chosen. They’re just not woke.

“Smart people don’t like me.” — Donald Trump

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.

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