“Church” Socials, Golf and Q
Good news everybody! The coronavirus is going away, just in time for Memorial Day weekend! Go to church! Party at the boardwalk! Go to your favorite restaurant and order margaritas! Get your hair cut! Because Trump tweeted: Cases, numbers and deaths are going down all over the Country!
Nope. Numbers don’t lie (except in red states with MAGA governors.)
The front page of the New York Times today: US Deaths Near 100,000, An Incalculable Loss (headline) followed by a full page of names of people who have died from the Trump Plague.
MAGAs are out in full force this weekend, partying their white privileged asses off, maskless, rubbing elbows with other white privileged asses, insuring that hospitals will be full by the fourth of July.
In Missouri, pasty, restless, horny white people packed into a resort pool with cocktails, hooping, hollering, twerking, humping, and flaunting their semi-naked bright white quarantine bodies.
“It’s disgusting how they’re throwing their heterosexuality in everyone’s face.” — Kevin M. Kruse
A store in Kentucky posted a sign on their door saying anybody wearing a mask is not welcome in the store. No protests have popped up outside because that’s right, we don’t want your kind in these parts (emphasis on kind.)
Florida is getting ready to re-open its theme parks so mom and dad can twerk in line with the kids.
Cynthia Brown Brehm, GOP chair of Bexar County, Texas, did a press conference and said the coronavirus is a hoax cooked up by the Democrats to undue all of the good that Trump has done. Then she asked everybody to take off their masks. They did because MAGAs aren’t sheep.
Trump has been going after Joe Scarborough, MSNBC co-host of “Morning Joe” and former congressman, accusing him of murdering a staffer in 2001. He’s calling for an investigation. He tweeted this morning: A blow to her head? Body found under his desk? Left Congress suddenly? Big topic of discussion in Florida…and, he’s a Nut Job (with bad ratings). Keep digging, use forensic geniuses!
“Trump accusing a cable host of murder is not Trump being nutty but him feeding a propaganda machine that brought you tunnels under a pizza joint, denial of the Sandy Hook murders, Benghazi hearings, Seth Rich/Vince Foster theories, and the notion that Ukraine hacked the election.” — Walter Shaub
The president of the United States, once the highest and most esteemed position in the entire world, retweeted a tweet from someone calling Hillary Clinton, the first woman nominee for president, a “skank” and called another woman, Stacey Abrams, a woman of color and possible future vice president, “fat.”
“The president called one prominent female Democrat fat and another a “skank” tonight and it won’t get nearly the coverage of Joe Biden saying something dumb because the bar for Trump is subterranean and we’ve normalized having an ignorant monster as president” — Aaron Rupar
It’s Sunday morning and Trump isn’t at church, even though he ordered them all open. He’s golfing. At his own property. At tax payer expense……his 358th visit to one of his properties and his 266th trip to one of his golf clubs since he flopped his grifter ass down in the Oval Office in January 2017.
“Sad but serious question: How much of Trump’s push to reopen has been motivated by him knowing he couldn’t play golf until everyone else could?” — Jason Kander
Trump called Columbia University a “liberal, disgraceful institution” because of a study that said at least 36,000 lives could have been saved if social distancing measures had been in place a week earlier, meaning if Trump cared more about American life than he did the economy and his re-election.
Activists have delivered more body bags in front of Trump Tower in New York to commemorate 100,000 deaths from the Trump Plague.
A QAnon kook, Jo Rae Perkins, is the new Republican nominee for Senate in Oregon. Republicans have embraced sinister subterfuge as a winning strategy.
Trump’s current, “winning” strategy is to scrape the bottom of the MAGA barrel to stir up conspiracy theories, civil unrest, church demons, and a deep state revival.
“We have lost the battle. These preventative policies designed to minimize deaths became politically charged. Trump has chosen one of the most important symbols to America to rally people; churches. The biggest predictor of changes is misery. Brace yourself for the second wave.” — Christine Hallquist
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