Clean Your Plate
13,200 migrant children are in US custody, living in detention centers and camps. There is nothing on their plates and disease is spreading.
Preachers are having a Make America Straight Again event in Orlando to celebrate the 3 year anniversary of the Pulse night club mass shooting during Pride Month. They’ll pray for violence and call for the mass extermination of LGBTQ people. They all have toxic metal plates in their heads.
Tennessee is in the news again. A cop in Knoxville, Grayson Fritts, is a weekend evangelical preacher with his own storefront church. He hates gay people and jumps up and down at the pulpit spewing and spitting and calling for death to the freaks, fags and sodomites. He’s a Leviticus quoting, Bible thumping, whack job without a job. He was taken off of the force after a video of one of his sermons went viral.
Franklin Graham thinks Trump is Jesus Christ Superstar and he’s his manager. He believes that God was behind the last election and that Trump was called to be president because he’s pro-life.
Being Jesus Christ Superstar’s manager is quite lucrative. Franklin Graham’s net worth is over $25 million. Anybody who is stupid enough to send that guy money is stupid enough to vote for Trump. They’re two peas in a collection plate.
The whole pro-life, anti-abortion, moral majority, liberals can’t be Christians movement started back in the Reagan days. Republicans called upon the evangelical leaders to serve up a giant helping of ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION on their followers’ plates. That kept them worked up for decades. They kept asking for more. The Republicans and their preacher accomplices are running out of food. The abortion “debate” has almost run its final course. That’s why Republicans are grasping at late term abortions, accusing Democrats of killing their newborns in cahoots with their doctors then drinking their blood. Frank Schaeffer grew up with these nut jobs and was part of their cult. He wrote a book about it — his autobiography, Crazy for God: How I Grew Up As One of the Elect, Helped Found the Religious Right and Lived to Take All (or Almost All) of It Back spills the magic beans on how they did it. He’s not a Christian anymore. He saw the light and became a liberal atheist who works for Democrats to get them elected. He wants Elizabeth Warren to win in 2020.
Trump is bobbing for distractions, using burning the American flag as an “issue.” He tweeted this morning: All in for Senator Steve Daines as he proposes an Amendment for a strong BAN on burning our American Flag. A no brainer!
Too late. George H. W. Bush already spun that plate by using the no burning the American flag to get people worked up while he was “liberating” Kuwait.
“The First Amendment, something you have no respect for, has already ruled that the government shall not prohibit the burning of the flag. However, you should be incarcerated for humping it.” — Jeffrey Guterman
It’s been 5 months since the new Congress was seated and Mitch McConnell won’t let any of the bills passed in the House move on to a vote in the Senate. He is refusing to pass any legislation from the House. That is dereliction of duty but he gets away with it. That’s why he likes Trump. They both get away with it. They’re a couple of evil dicks on a dereliction plate.
MAGAs think the Third Lady is classy. Classier than Jackie Kennedy! We’ve all seen Melania naked. WE’VE ALL SEEN HER NAKED! She can spin plates on her nipples and whip out her American Express gold digger card at the same time.
The Benghazi Brotherhood lives on over at Fox News. Howdy Doody Children of the Corn Trey Gowdy and his Benghazi side kick, Jason Chaffetz, are paid contributors. Trey accused actress Alyssa Milano of committing treason for calling for a sex strike.
Trump has spent a third of his time as president relaxing at his golf clubs at a cost of over $100 million to taxpayers, which he personally profits from. The rest of the time he tweets, licks his plate and wanders the halls of the White House waiting for his favorite TV shows to start.
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