Coming to a Marriott Near You
Press Secretary Barbie, AKA Kayleigh McEnany, told reporters that Trump gets tested “multiple times a day” for coronavirus. A few hours later, at the same podium Trump said, “I don’t know of any time I’ve taken two tests in a day.”
Trump’s first press conference about the coronavirus since April 24 starred Trump. He opened with the “China virus,” wished the notorious global pedophile sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell well TWICE, told people to wear a mask whether they like it or not, and then proved the Democrats wrong for accusing him of not developing a clear national strategy by saying, “We are in the process of developing a strategy that’s going to be very, very powerful. We have developed it as we go along.” The press handled him, as usual, like a spoiled brat rich kid who is allowed to boss adults around. Wolf Blitzer commented on his “new tone.”
“The emperor has no new tone” — Jeff Tiedrich
The “new tone” was Trump trying to act normal.
86,000 people have died since the last coronavirus task force briefing.
Nancy Pelosi called the coronavirus the Trump Virus.
The Republican House Speaker in Ohio, Larry Householder, was arrested by the FBI on bribery charges for his connection to a $60 million racketeering conspiracy. Householder has a long history in the state legislature and had to step down in 2004 because of corruption that he was never charged for. Voters gave him his job back in 2016 and the good old boys in the legislature gave him his old Speaker job back so he could resume his racketeering and now he’s busted.
Trump had the ambassador for England ask if they’d have their golf open at his club in Scotland so he could make money off of them. Ordinarily something like this would amount to a politician stepping down but it’s barely a blip in the news cycle because it’s Trump.
Georgia state Senator Nikema Williams will replace Congressman John Lewis on the November ballot. The Republican running against her was pardoned by Trump.
Trump’s assault rifle carrying Secret Police continued the attack on moms who were there to protect the protesters. Trump’s militia is staying at the Marriott and driving rented cars from Enterprise to capture video of “anarchists” in the streets for Trump’s campaign. The Acting DHS Secretary Chad Wolf calls it “proactively arresting people.” Film crews and more Secret Police are moving into other cities to get more campaign footage. The Trump campaign has spent nearly $20 million in last 20 days on ads propagating anarchy. One of their ads depicts a cop being attacked by protesters. The picture was taken in Kyiv in 2014, when Yanukovich’s Secret Police created chaos in the streets to prevent a democratic uprising but Trump supporters are too stupid to catch that.
Former two-term Republican governor Tom Ridge, the first Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security said, “The department was established to protect America from the ever-present threat of global terrorism. It was not established to be the president’s personal militia.”
Trump’s Secret Police are checking into hotels in blue cities now, awaiting direction from the Reality TV President for the next episode of Law and Order.
“Under no circumstances will I allow Donald Trump’s troops to come to Chicago and terrorize our residents.” — Lori Lightfoot, mayor of Chicago
Trump won’t be doing a press conference or coronavirus briefing today but he does plan to deliver remarks on Operation Legend: Combatting Violent Crime in American Cities.
Trump’s Secret Police and film crew are headed to a Marriott near you.
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