Con Serve

Nancy Pelosi said that the House will proceed with both the 25th Amendment legislation and impeachment this week. The House will officially request that Mike Pence invoke the 25th and if he doesn’t do it, then they’ll proceed with the second impeachment to conserve democracy and keep Trump from ever gaining power again.

Meanwhile, the Con Serve party Republicans are focused on themselves, as usual. Devin Nunes is upset again because all of the mayhem that the liberals have caused is costing him followers on social media. He went on Fox News to say he’s worried he’ll lose contact with 3 million followers if liberal Silicon Valley doesn’t cut it out.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders has weighed in on her loss, too. She tweeted: I’ve lost 50k+ followers this week. The radical left and their big tech allies cannot marginalize, censor, or silence the American people. This is not China, this is United States of America, and we are a free country.

Newly elected Republican congresswoman Mary Miller from Illinois says she’s sorry about quoting Hitler in her speech at the “Save the Republic” rally sponsored by the conservative group, Moms for America at the Capitol 2 days after she was sworn in and 1 day before Con Serve Republicans seized the Capitol. To make her point that we need to conserve and control the next white generation she said, “Hitler was right on one thing. He said, ‘Whoever has the youth, has the future.’”

Newly elected Con Serve Republican Congresswoman and high school drop out/former teen mom Lauren Boebert from Colorado was live tweeting the movements of Nancy Pelosi during the seige so the mob would know when she left the chambers. The Con Serve Republicans aren’t sending their very best.

Republicans are calling for unity without taking any responsibility for egging MAGAs on, lying about everything, and enabling and defending Don the Con for 4 years. 145 of them went ahead and called for the election to be over turned after the riots and looting stopped.

“Begging for ‘unity’ after committing heinous acts without acknowledging the depravity of those actions — and those who incited and committed them — skips several critical steps. You cannot have unity without acceptance of responsibility and accountability for those who did this.” — Daniel Goldman

Another example of black people saving democracy — Eugene Goodman, a US Capitol Police officer, was chased up the stairs by the angry MAGA mob but he lured them in the opposite direction of the entrance to the Senate BY HIMSELF with only a baton for protection, saving the lives of all of the senators and their staffs who were all still in the Senate Chambers.

Black police officers were particularly vulnerable to the rage of the racist vigilantes. One of them said he was called “nigger” 15 times that afternoon. After the white supremacists had all left, he stood among the rubble in the rotunda and cried and screamed at the top of his lungs for 15 minutes straight to release generations of grief and anger.

America has never been great and that’s what conservatives want to keep. Sweep it all under the rug and cram it all back in the closet and let us continue white washing everything forever. Get out of the way.

A second Capitol Police Officer has died. He committed suicide.

A new video has emerged of a MAGA rioter grabbing a DC Metro officer and pulling him down the Capitol steps as others stomped and beat him with an American flag pole and MAGAs sung the Star Spangled Banner.

Big corporations have stopped the cash. They’ve quit giving money to Republicans because they’re so mad. Stripe, Inc will no longer process payments for Trump’s campaign website. Even golf has had it with Trump’s bullshit. The PGA pulled the 2022 Championship from his club in Bedminster.

What are the conservatives going to conserve now, now that the Con Serve Republican party has become the Don the Con Trump Party?

MAGAs are shocked when the cops show up at their houses and work places to put them in handcuffs (you’re not supposed to arrest me — I’m white!) They’re pissed when they find out the hard way that they’re on the No Fly list when they try and board planes. That’s only supposed to happen to Muslims because they’re all terrorists. We’re not terrorists. We’re patriots. Fox News, Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh told us so.

The really bad guys didn’t show up on January 6 because the FBI paid them all a visit and warned them that they were being watched and if they headed off to DC they’d get picked up. January 6 could have been way worse. It was supposed to be way worse. The goons who showed up to storm the castle and be part of “the revolution” dressed in furs and flag capes were duped defenders of duplicity. They didn’t really know what they were there for. They just went because Fox News, Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh and Trump told them to. Now they’re getting arrested and kicked off planes which is making them cry.

Republicans didn’t plan on their MAGA army being so dumb that they’d come for them too. In their collective rage all politicians were the same to the MAGA mob. The fascist Republicans were one in the same with the socialist libtards and they were gonna get ’em all! Republicans are scared now. They’re getting yelled at by both liberals and MAGAs wherever they go and now they’re scared. Scared.

“It appears the Republican Party is now divided into fuckers and motherfuckers.” — Julius Kim

The MAGA mob believes that the left is going to shut down the internet and all ATMs and Trump is going to start his own government.

While the Republican side of the US government gets more desperate and violent, and tries desperately to “conserve” white supremacy, the Democratic side of government is getting more diverse and representative of the real America. America is evolving and becoming a more perfect union and a whole lot of white people do not like it.

“If anyone didn’t get it before, the violent end to the Trump era brought into sharper focus something about the previous era: namely, how much of the ferocious resistance President Obama faced wasn’t standard ideological or partisan conflict but rather white reactionary backlash.” — John Harwood

9 more days until America can air out its rugs and open those closets without conservatives getting in the way.

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