Covita

An hour after Nancy Pelosi announced new legislation for the 25th amendment Trump tweeted: Crazy Nancy Pelosi is looking at the 25th Amendment in order to replace Joe Biden with Kamala Harris. The Dems want that to happen fast because Sleepy Joe is out of it!!!

Later in the day Trump got to be on Rush Limbaugh’s show for a couple of hours where Rush did his best to clean up Trump’s shit but to no avail. Trump promised the biggest, bestest, most generous covid relief bill, better than the Democrats. Then he went into his tough guy routine, “If you fuck around with us, if you do something bad to us, we are gonna do things to you that have never been done before.” Ditto heads aren’t very sophisticated and have no standards so the president of the United States dropping the f bomb on live radio was no big woop.

MAGAs are threatening to leave the country if Biden wins except there is nowhere else in the world they can go to with easy access to lots of guns except for maybe Afghanistan.

Speaking of Afghanistan, Trump says he’s pulling troops out of Afghanistan before Christmas so they can fight North Korea or China or Russia.

Trump says his blood is the vaccine for the coronavirus now so watch him try to brand it and sell it. Trump is broke and living free in public housing, eats food sponsored by the state, is receiving free government sponsored medical care, has 3 baby mamas, and is about to sell his blood for cash.

More evidence of Trump committing campaign fraud has surfaced. He moved $21 million through a Vegas hotel he owns with Phil Ruffin to his companies and his 2016 campaign. This is just one more thing that could land him in jail once he’s not president anymore.

Democrats have raised $650 million in 3 weeks, all in small donations via ActBlue. They have raised $3.8 billion total for this election cycle for more than 21,000 Democratic candidates. This is freaking Mitch McConnell out because they don’t have that kind of support from the people. Their money comes from a small amount of rich people and corporations and it’s not enough.

Lindsey Graham was supposed to debate Jaime Harrison again last night but refused to take a covid test so the debate was cancelled which gave him 30 minutes to bullshit voters without contest. He said there wasn’t any racism in South Carolina and that “If you’re a young African American, you can go anywhere in this state, you just need to be conservative not liberal.” There is only one logical reason why he refused to take the test. He must have it. If people find out, he could be forced to delay the confirmation hearings for Amy Coney Barrett. He’s the chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee and has every intention of staying on schedule starting Monday, October 12 through Thursday, October 15. He’s hell bent on going through the formalities of ramming her through to the Supreme Court even though her judgement is so bad that she dragged her 7 kids to a super spreader event at the White House and didn’t make them wear masks. He’s going to do this if it’s the last thing he does. It could very well be the last thing he does if he loses to Jaime Harrison or dies from the Trump Plague.

Bill Barr hasn’t spoken publicly about the domestic terrorists who tried to assassinate the governor and take over the government in Michigan because they’re not black.

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo told Fox News that he has Hillary Clinton’s emails and plans on releasing them before the election. That fact that she has nothing to do with this election is lost on Fox viewers.

Pope Francis has refused to meet with Mike Pompeo before the election. He’s not going to be used by a religious zealot who thinks Trump was sent by God.

Laura Ingraham says Democrats want to make sure that someone like Donald Trump is never elected again. Um, OK.

Chris Christie was released from the hospital this morning after being there for 8 days. He’ll spin it later this week when he feels better. Trump hasn’t mentioned him.

The Minnesota Department of Health has identified 9 people who got sick with the coronavirus who attended Trump’s MAGA rally last month. 2 had to be hospitalized. 1 is in intensive care.

Bleeding Gums Eric and Congressman John Rutherford did a rally for Trump in Jacksonville, Florida and only a few dozen people showed up.

Trump wants to get back out there on the campaign trail, a few days after being hospitalized with the coronavirus. He has invited 2,000 of his closest ass kissers to the south lawn again tonight where he will Eva Peron them to death from the balcony.

24 days until we get to vote.

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