Crossed the Line

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At least 4 members of Mike Pence’s staff, chief of staff Marc Short, and an adviser have all tested positive for the coronavirus which means the head of the coronavirus task force isn’t practicing CDC guidelines and has done nothing to keep his team safe. Pence is towing the Trump line and says he’s not going to let everybody who’s over the contamination line interfere with his campaigning for the Super Spreader this week. Trumps chief of staff, Mark Meadows who has always walked a fine line, tried to keep this recent White House outbreak secret from the public but to no avail. They’ve given up. He went on TV Sunday morning and said, “We’re not going to control the pandemic.” They’ve crossed the line.

The annual White House Halloween party went on despite being a hotspot for a deadly contagious virus. Unmasked kids in costumes stood in line in front of Trump and the Third Lady so Trump could get his picture taken. Bottom line is the Democrats are making way too much out of the common flu and look how much I love Halloween and kids. Now get the hell out of here, you filthy little shits.

Some of the on air personalities at Fox plus the Fox News president were all on a private airplane with someone who later tested positive for the Trump Plague. They should all quarantine for 2 weeks but they won’t. They’ve got to keep feeding the machine. Line ’em up! Get the hell over here, you filthy old shits.

Coronavirus cases are surging so fast in Salt Lake City, Utah that hospitals are preparing to ration care. Patients who are getting worse despite receiving intensive care will be moved out first. If 2 patients’ conditions are equal, the young will move to the front of the line and get priority over the old, since older patients are less likely to survive. Just sign away your right to live on the dotted line.

Amy Coney Barrett will cut in line and be confirmed tonight 8 DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION.

“The Senators who vote to put Amy Coney Barrett on the Supreme Court represent some 14.3 million fewer Americans than the Senators who vote no. And the retrograde constitutional views she will impose from the bench are more reflective of the 1890s than the 2020s. Is this democracy?” — Laurence Tribe

“Your reminder that Amy Coney Barrett was nominated by an impeached president who lost the popular vote by 3 million, and will be confirmed by GOP senators representing 11 million fewer Americans than their Democratic colleagues — after Obama’s pick couldn’t even get a vote.” — Robert Reich

Trump, the incumbent, is playing defense all week. One of his many dirty moves was to have a White House lawyer (not a Trump private lawyer) try and sell the Wall Street Journal a story on Hunter Biden but they wouldn’t buy it. They drew the line. Not playing.

Over 750,000 Texans UNDER THE AGE OF 30 have already voted. 2/3 of them did not vote in 2016. This worried Donald Junior so he did a line. Then he went on Instagram to blow after blowing an insta-gram.

Millennials and Gen Zs could take Joe Biden over the finish line.

On the same day that Trump did a super spreader MAGA rally in New Hampshire, the conservative paper, the New Hampshire Union Leader endorsed Joe Biden. This is their first endorsement of a Democratic candidate in 100 years. They didn’t fall for any of Trump’s lines. They say he’s 100% wrong for America.

Mike Huckabee crossed the line in a tweet: “Stood in rain for hour to early vote today. When I got home I filled in my stack of mail-in ballots and then voted the ballots of my deceased parents and grandparents. They vote just like me!” The chair of the Federal Election Committee, Ellen Weintraub, saw the tweet and responded: “I hope you’ve been hacked, Mike Huckabee. Trying to undermine the faith of the American people in our democracy with this baseless voter-fraud nonsense? Publicly confessing to committing felony violations of AR Code §§7–1–104(a)(11)-(12)? Not funny. Not cool. Appalling.”

Mike Huckabee thinks it’s really funny whenever he blurs the line but he’ll cry if you make fun of him.

Businesses in Beverly Hills and West Hollywood have been notified that they need to close up shop on election day and possibly 3 days afterwards to prepare for chaos in the streets and cops in riot gear lining the city.

“Lines of families waiting at food banks. Lines of police blocking protesters during BLM protests. Lines of Trump loyalists driving through cities. Lines of worried people waiting for Covid-19 tests. Lines and lines of voters waiting for a turn to weigh in on all of this.” — Brian Stelter

8 days until election day. Get in line!

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