Crowded House

Twitler tweeted all day yesterday. He took a break to make a speech for a MAGA crowd in Missouri. He insulted Senator Claire McCaskill. He said she was weak on crime and the crowd went crazy. Claire McCaskill is a former prosecutor.

Trump told his adoring fans that he didn’t want to be bragadadoshis, but his tax bill is really great and he wanted the Senate to vote on it Monday. He didn’t know that that’s not how it works. “What do I know?” he said, “I’m a business guy!” and the crowd went crazy. He promised his groupies that he wouldn’t veto his own bill. He doesn’t know how a bill becomes law. Neither did anybody in the crowd. Nobody in that crowd cares if they ever see Trump’s tax return. “This tax bill won’t benefit me at all! My rich friends aren’t very happy with me, believe me.” The crowd went crazy. They believe him. “A round of Kool Aid for my friends!”

“Blacks for Trump” wasn’t at Trump’s rally in Missouri. If he was, they would have placed him right behind Trump with his sign. “Blacks for Trump” is one guy. Bah, bah, black sheep, have you any, fool?

62% of the benefits of the Republican tax plan go to the 1% (Republican donors.) 2 out of every 1,000 people will benefit from the estate tax (the rich). It’s not going to do anything for the economy. Trump says that he did it all for his fans. They’ll benefit greatly and that’s good enough for them. They believe him. They went crazy!

The repugs are ramming their tax bill through before the right crowd figures out what they’re doing.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Senator Bob Corker is supposedly a budget hawk whose primary concern is controlling the deficit. He has been voting in lock step with the Republican crowd on their evil tax bill.

The White House defended Trump’s middle of the night re-tweets of a far right white nationalist group, Britain First. He re-tweeted three violent anti-Islam videos. Britain First is America First’s crowd across the pond.

Jayda Fransen, deputy leader of Britain First, made a video thanking and blessing Trump for his support. She asked him to help her stay out of jail.

Britain’s Prime Minister, Theresa May, said Trump is destabilizing Europe. Parliament says Trump is racist, unthinking, incompetent or all three. They want to un-invite him for a state visit.

When asked about the Trump’s re-tweets, Sarah Huckabee Sanders answered, “Who cares if they’re true or not? The point is that the threat is real.” It’s getting too crowded in the White House. Too many anti-Americans are running things.

A federal judge has granted permission to subpoena the Trump organization on emoluments to investigate the for-profit presidency. These guys are hanging with the right crowd.

Trump claimed that MSNBC morning news anchor and former congressman, Joe Scarborough, tried to murder an intern in Florida.

Trump is bringing up all of his old controversies — throwing out anything and everything at his wall to see what sticks so he can control the crowd.

Trump’s courts are starting to let fake news in as evidence now.

Trump is hosting a Christmas party for the press but he’s only inviting fake news. Real news is not invited. It will be a very small crowd of white people trading the same talking points, all saying, “Merry Christmas! Isn’t it great to be able to say ‘Merry Christmas’ again?”

James O’Keefe is getting rich from his faker than fake “news” organization, Veritas. O’Keefe is a conservative political activist who secretly records encounters with people in government and social service organizations and then edits them to align with his agenda in order to take them down. He’s the guy who dressed up like a pimp and interviewed employees from ACORN to collect enough hidden video to edit to make them look like they’re engaging in human trafficking. He got busted, but ACORN didn’t survive the scandal. The government and donors pulled funding. He’s at it again, with a hired accomplice posing as a woman who wants to tell her story about being raped and impregnated as a child by Roy Moore, claiming that he drove her to Mississippi to get an abortion. They tried to set the Washington Post up by inviting them to report the story so they could expose the WaPo for spreading fake news. WaPo smelled a rat, did their due diligence, and busted James O’Keefe for fake news.

Everybody is getting fired for sexual assault and harassment except politicians. The worst offender of them all is sitting in the Oval Office. He gets away with everything.

There’s one in every crowd.