Cult Sluts
Joel Greenberg pleaded guilty to 6 federal charges including sex trafficking of a minor, identity theft, stalking, wire fraud, and conspiracy to bribe a public official and commit an offense against the United States. He was originally charged with 33 federal crimes but cut a deal to bring it down to 6. He has to cooperate fully now and turn on everybody involved in his crimes or else he’ll go to jail for the rest of his life. That’s a hell of a deal which means there are a lot of nervous Republicans right now. Who else is wrapped up in this? Governor Ron DeSantis? Roger Stone?
Matt Gaetz is about to go through some things. The feds have his phone. He has moved $85,000 from his campaign fund to his legal defense fund. Donors are paying for his legal representation for federal crimes.
While other kids attended their proms, Matt Gaetz’s victims were given ecstasy and forced to have sex with Republicans.
One of the many stories that are breaking about Matt Gaetz is that he did coke with an escort named Megan Zalonka at a campaign event. Donors picked up the tab for the hotel, hooker, and coke. Megan was also a government employee who was hired by Joel Greenberg to be on call. She never actually went into the office. Taxpayers kept her at his service.
Matt Gaetz tweeted: Donald J. Trump is the undisputed leader of the Republican Party.
Hey Matt! Trump can’t help you now, buddy. You’re going to jail, cult slut.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Joel Greenberg is married. He’s been carrying on with prostitutes and minors while his wife and 2 young kids waited at home for him. Will his fellow Republicans force the children he’s been trafficking to bear his children should any of them get pregnant? Would those babies be considered gifts from God? Would Joel Greenberg be cool with some skanky married man getting his teenaged daughter drugged up and then using her for orgies? He’s going to jail and won’t be a part of his children’s lives as the grow up. His legacy will be he is a pedophile, American traitor, Republican scum bag, and shitty husband and dad.
Republicans are trying to rewrite history by minimizing the insurrection. Congressman Andrew Clyde, the guy who said the mob was like any other tour group, was captured on camera barricading the door of Congress, scared shitless. Republican Bruce Westerman from Arkansas was scared shitless too. He was so scared he hid on top of a toilet in one of the Capitol Hill bathrooms with a sword, ready to defend himself in case the mob found him and tried to kill him. He voted to acquit Trump a week later.
The Dems were scared shitless too but they admitted it. They’re still scared.
“I was there,” Senator Mitt Romney said. “What happened was a violent effort to interfere with and prevent the constitutional order of installing a new president.”
Q is the defacto leader of the Republican party.
House Minority Leader Qevin McCarthy is opposed to a bipartisan deal to create a January 6 commission because he’s a major fact witness and wants to keep what he knows and did secret. He went from cult slut to cult madame.
In sane news: The White House has reinstated visitor logs which Trump discontinued because everybody who came and went were conspirators, spies, criminals, or cult sluts. The White House has also released the 2020 tax returns for both President Biden and Vice President Harris, reinstating the long standing ethical tradition that Trump broke. Now we’ll know if either one of them has any conflicts of interest that could put the country at risk.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Cult sluts Lindsey Graham and Josh Hawley are going to get it in a Trump memo soon. Lindsey said the election wasn’t stolen and wants to move on. Josh Hawley accidentally admitted that Biden is the president. They’re lucky Trump can’t tweet.
MAGAs can’t understand why libtards like Biden but don’t wear Biden hats or shirts, or wave Biden flags. He can’t be that great if he doesn’t do rallies and have groupies. Why don’t libtards worship him?
Joe Biden isn’t a celebrity or a god. He’s a public servant, elected by the people. If he told the people who voted for him to attack the Capitol they wouldn’t do it. These people question authority, are pleased now with his job performance but will hold him accountable if he doesn’t cut it. They don’t idolize him. He’s not all powerful. He may be criticized. They’re not afraid of him or each other. They wouldn’t kill or die for him. They’re not cultists. Or sluts.
For the best journalists to follow on Twitter, click here.
For straight news, check out these reliable sources on Twitter.
The Daily Crime Reports are being published as “quarterly reports” (three month groups) as part of “The Treason Chronicles” on Amazon for Kindle. To purchase one or more quarters, click here.
