Damn the Haters
As people spend valuable time with family and friends, enjoying time off from work, reflecting on the meanings of the holidays they celebrate, and getting some much needed extra rest, the president of the United States is sitting on his big fat lazy ass in his gawdy private club, surrounded by kiss ass strangers — friendless, empty and unloved even by his own family, rage tweeting like any other day. While he obsesses over Nancy Pelosi in one tweet after another, Nancy isn’t paying any attention to him. She’s too busy enjoying her 5 kids and 8 grand kids and praying during a sacred time of the year for herself and her family.
Nancy Pelosi has treated him unfairly. She’s out to get him. She gave him the most unfair trial in history. She wouldn’t give him due process.
She didn’t give him a trial because that’s not how it works and either nobody has told him or they did but he won’t listen because he’s an idiot.
His trial is coming and it will be the trial of the end of the century.
“This is Orwellian. Trump blocks documents from House investigators and keeps witnesses from testifying. Now he complains about the absence of documents and witnesses. He’s like the guy who kills his parents, then begs the judge to have mercy on a poor orphan.” — Clyde Haberman
In just one day the most powerful man in the world retweeted 2 posts by Q-Anon, a Pizzagate account, a post that compared his loyal MAGAs to a cult, and another describing Obama as “Satan’s Muslim Scum.” Nobody cares because he’s insane and everybody is tired of his bullshit. They’re preoccupied with love, friendship, great food and naps. Fuck Trump. He’ll still be there when the holidays are over unfortunately.
Right before midnight on the Friday after Christmas the maniac retweeted a tweet naming the alleged whistleblower to his 68 million followers. That’s targeted harassment which violates Twitter rules but Twitter won’t cut him off. They won’t ever cut him off. But they’re cutting tweeters off more than ever now who criticize Trump or the Republicans. There is a targeted campaign to mass report posts that call out the so called president and traitor Republicans. Liberal voices are being silenced on Twitter.
Trump bragged that the Dow closed at an all time high a week after being impeached. He forgot that he used to threaten that the stock market would crash if he was impeached.
No holiday would be complete without Trump insulting an American minority group in a tweet: Thank YOU Indian Country for being such an IMPORTANT part of the American story! I recently signed 3 bills to support tribal sovereignty
America’s best Christian, Franklin Graham, took time away from celebrating baby Jesus to thinking about the Third Lady naked. He called Melania “the classiest First Lady this country has ever had.” That’s hilarious. That’s really, really funny. Frankie has a crush on Melanie. White evangelicals have gotta go. Let’s all pray that 2020 will be the year that these ugly hearted fools keep their ignorant, hateful, hypocritical, racist, anti-Christian, filthy mouths shut once and for all and that the haters will be blown away, gone with the wind.
Franklin my dear, we don’t give a damn.
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