Dancing with the Trump Humpers
Trump has been personally calling Republicans in the Senate to urge them to vote yes on all of his cabinet picks. His picks are all people he’s either seen on TV or someone on his team recommends, certainly not anybody he has relationships with. Everybody hates the guy. One senator who got a call said that Trump told him that Matt Gaetz has the “ferociousness” to do what needs to be done at the Department of Justice. And what is that? Revenge on Trump’s enemies — members of Congress, generals, anybody who is actively working on prosecuting Trump, members of the media, basically anybody who hurt Trump’s feeling.
Senator Tubby the Tuba Tommy Tuberville is threatening to oust any Republican senators who don’t vote for Matt Gaetz as attorney general.
Trump made a speech at Mar-a-Lago and put Speaker Mike Johnson on the spot by asking him to fix it so he can be president retroactively starting on November 5.
Trump plans to court martial any military officer who was part of the Afghan war withdrawal.
Trump wants to skip FBI background checks to fill his cabinet.
Trump plans on bypassing Congress and using the military for his mass deportation plans. That sort of thing doesn’t happen in a free society. MAGAs aren’t worried. That’s because they’re dumbass racists. Trump will be coming for them eventually.
Junior interviewed incoming “border czar” Tom Homan on his podcast and asked him what day one will be like of the new Trump administration. He grinned and said, “Shock and awe. Shock and awe.”
Trump nominated former Republican congressman and MTV Real World reality star and current Fox personality Sean Duffy as Secretary of Transportation.
Sean Duffy fun fact: He was a member of the House of Representatives, representing a portion of Wisconsin before retiring to “spend more time with his family.” His wife was on the “Real World” too and she too became a talking head for Fox News. His ninth kid was born with a hole in her heart, a condition that would have kept her from being insurable on the day she was born before the Affordable Care Act was enacted. She will rely on protections for pre-existing conditions in the ACA, the very protections he voted to take away. He thanks God for this, not Obama.
Steven Cheung will be the new White House Communications Director. He worked on both presidential campaigns. He looks like he came off the set of an Austin Powers movie. The sumo wrestler spy who tells on everybody.
In her latest attempt to make headlines, Congresswoman Nancy Mace is out there yacking up her bill to keep transgender people from peeing in the US Capitol. She is specifically targeting the first openly trans person elected to Congress, Sarah McBride, with her bill.
Hate is heating up all around the country, now that the most hateful man in the world has been elected president of the United States. Racist and offensive text messages sent from anonymous phone numbers have been going out to members of Latino, Black and LGBTQ communities. Armed Nazis marched through the streets of Columbus, Ohio wearing uniforms and carrying swastika flags.
Now that their guy won again, idiot MAGAs have started doing Trump’s stupid idiot dance moves at sports events. That’s going to be a thing now — dancing with Trump humpers.
Donald J. Trump — the stupid people’s president.
Not everybody survived Trump’s first term so don’t act like a second term won’t be deadly for some people.
