Dangerous Minorities

Spike Dolomite
3 min readFeb 7, 2025

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Newly Attorney General Pam Bondi is criminally investigating departments that have had anything to do with DEI. DEI stands for diversity, equity, and inclusion. It’s a set of policies, practices, and programs that aim to create a harmonious, respectful workplace environment that’s inclusive of all people. She’s breaking the law but since she’s the new top cop in America, she can pretty much do whatever she wants and white people will reign supreme in the federal government.

Federal employees are being accused of radical left insubordination if they sat through a DEI seminar as part of their job.

The G20 Summit is going to be in Johannesburg, South Africa but Elon Musk said the US won’t be participating because South Africa oppresses white people.

Trump claims that CBS “defrauded the public” in “the greatest broadcasting scandal in history” when it went ahead and used normal editing procedures on a 60 Minutes interview with Kamala Harris during the election. He says they replaced her answers with different answers so 60 Minutes should be “immediately terminated.” A free press is the enemy of the Trump administration and any totalitarian government.

Musk’s young team of engineers that are going in and stealing personal data are all kids either in college or straight out of college. One of them goes by the name Big Balls. Another, Marko Elez, abruptly resigned after he was outed for applauding racism, eugenics and the idea that human groups can be improved by selective breeding, which is what Hitler did.

Senate Republicans confirmed Christian nationalist Russell Vought to head the Office of Management and Budget.

Arab Americans for Trump is now calling themselves the Arab Americans for Peace after Trump said he was going to deport all of the Palestinians from Gaza.

Speaking of Gaza, where are all of the know-it-all protesters who fought for Kamala Harris to lose? Trump wants to free Palestine.

Trump said he struck a deal with Panama and can go through the Panama Canal for free now. Panama president says no fucking way.

Pardoned insurrectionist Andrew Taake was arrested after going on the run after soliciting a minor. He was out on $20,000 bond when he traveled to Washington D.C. on January 6. Another pardoned insurrectionist, Emily Hernandez, is headed back to jail after killing somebody while driving drunk.

There is a missing plane in Alaska with 10 people on board.

Elon Musk claims that USAID secretly bankrolled the media site Politico. He claims the media site received a $8 million grant. It was no grant. It was the totals that employees of the government have spent on subscriptions over years. Politico has never taken a cent of government subsidies or state funding. Idiot MAGA Congresswoman Lauren Boebert thought she’d jump in and cause a scene to get some free press. Her office is a subscriber and has paid $7,150 for a yearlong subscription. Trump posted: “LOOKS LIKE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS HAVE BEEN STOLLEN AT USAID, AND OTHER AGENCIES, MUCH OF IT GOING TO THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA AS A ‘PAYOFF’ FOR CREATING GOOD STORIES ABOUT THE DEMOCRATS.”

Trump is exhausted from signing so many executive orders that the architects of Project 2025 wrote. He did not write a single one of them. Some were to fulfill promises at MAGA rallies and others were written over the past 4 years in anticipation for Trump’s return. Some were written by newly elected Russell Vought.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

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