Dark Ages

Spike Dolomite
5 min readOct 25, 2020

On the same day that the public health director for Illinois broke down in tears while announcing a new state record for coronavirus infections, Trump was telling his idiot cult followers at a MAGA rally that US coronavirus deaths are being overcounted so “doctors get more money and hospitals get more money.” He claimed that other countries have fewer coronavirus cases because they only test when “somebody comes into the hospital and throws up all over the floor.” These are really dark days for America.

1 in 8.5 people have been infected with the coronavirus and it’s going to get worse. It’s going to get darker because there is no end in sight.

“As President Donald Trump jetted across the country holding campaign rallies during the past two months, he didn’t just defy state orders and federal health guidelines. He left a trail of coronavirus outbreaks in his wake.” — USA Today

Kelly Loeffler, the Republican US senator from Georgia who was cherry picked by the corrupt governor and now has to actually campaign to keep her seat, has joined the many Republican legislators whose staffs have become contaminated by the coronavirus because of they’re refusal to do anything about it. She and her husband, Jeffrey Craig Sprecher, the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange, are filthy rich and got even richer when they got inside information about the coronavirus and sold $18.7 million in stock, divested in retail and then invested in a company that made coronavirus protective gear. Then, like Trump, she told the public not to worry because the virus isn’t that big of a deal. When she was called out for profiting and lying about the pandemic, she went on Fox to defend insider trading and whined about being attacked for her success. “This is a socialist attack!” After Trump made his miraculous recovery from getting the virus, her campaign put out an ad that highlighted his messaging that the virus has made him tougher and younger than before. She tweeted out a video of covid kicking a pro wrestler’s ass. The covid then morphed into Trump. 7,625 Georgians have died from the Trump Plague so far and that’s funny? Like Trump, Kelly Loeffler is also a racist. She is co-owner of a women’s basketball team, Atlanta Dream, which has many black players. Loeffler calls Black Lives Matter a Marxist organization and defended Trump for not denouncing the Proud Boys — “He has been very clear that there is no place for racism in this country. He has done more to lift up African Americans than any president in recent history.” The Dream players and many members of the WNBA can’t stand her and have endorsed her Democratic opponent, Raphael Warnock, right down to wearing “Vote Warnock” shirts to games. Like Trump, Loeffler demonizes and harasses the media. She made an ad where she portrays herself as “more conservative than Attila the Hun.” An actor portrayed a grunting Attila who delivers orders to “eliminate the liberal scribes.” Joking about murdering members of the free press…..pretty dark.

Trump was Attila the Hun in a past life — a barbaric ruler of a tribal empire before the Dark Ages and the fall of Rome. He died in his sleep of a nosebleed after he gorged himself and got really drunk on his wedding night. He passed out in bed and his brain exploded.

Kelly Loeffler’s husband made a $1 million donation to a pro-Trump Super PAC right as she turned over documents to the DOJ about their well timed stock sales.

Kelly Loeffler is running against far right extremist Doug Collins in the Senate run off next week. Matt Gaetz accused her of bribing the Trump campaign to get rid of his buddy Doug. He claimed that she went to the campaign and said, “Look, you guys gotta get Doug Collins out of this race….I have $50 million for this project, and I can either spend my $50 million getting new voters and helping the Trump campaign, or I can spend that $50 million taking out Doug Collins.”

The Trump campaign is suing every swing state to keep people from voting.

A judge has ordered the US Postal Service to restore all of the sorting machines that were mysteriously removed.

Guns have been outlawed on Election Day in Michigan but at least one sheriff says he won’t enforce it.

The cops in DC are preparing for election night. They just bought a $100,000 worth of tear gas.

We are living through history. Things will never be the same. Our culture is transforming and nobody knows yet where we’ll end up. In a little over a week we will make the choice of going back to before the Dark Ages with Attila the Hun maintaining power or the restoration of our democracy, the end of the plague, the dissolution of the patriarchy, and the ushering in of a new progressive era.

Dark Ages fun fact: The Dark Ages ended with the decline of the feudal system and the power of the Church. It gave birth to the middle class.

The polls are up for Biden but ignore them. We need voters to turn out for Attila the Hunt.

9 days until election day.

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Spike Dolomite

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