Debate Bait

Spike Dolomite
3 min readSep 11, 2024

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Kamala Harris kicked Trump’s ass in their first and only debate last night. Trump says he won’t do it again, not even for Fox, because he’s scared shitless of her. She behaved in a presidential fashion but she cleaned his clock with her prosecutorial skills. She kept laying traps for him and he took the bait every single time. She got him to destroy himself live on TV.

She laughed at him and said things to his face that nobody else has had the guts to say. She used his own language to get him to fly off into tangents. For instance, she took “You’re fired” and turned it into “Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people.” That really got him.

He was so mad and triggered he went nuts. He rambled on about the usual stuff about our country going to hell and how great he is but when she hit him with his rallies are so boring people are leaving early, he flipped out and she knew he would. His crowd size is as important to him as the size of his dick. Don’t mess with his crowd size. Don’t mess with his dick, either. Ew.

He cited two recent conspiracy theories cooked up by the Republicans to scare people about immigrants and dark skinned people. The first is that Venezuelan gangs are taking over entire apartment buildings in Aurora, Colorado. They’re supposedly throwing people out of their apartments and moving themselves in. That’s not happening. The other is that Haitian immigrants have invaded a town in Ohio and are eating everybody’s pets. Again, not happening. They started this to get MAGAs all freaked out about immigrants. They’re invading, taking your homes, and eating your dogs and cats, raw.

“In Springfield they are EATING THE DOGS. THEY ARE EATING THE CATS!”

Trump said he had nothing to do with Project 2025 and has never read it. That’s a bold face lie. He wants to be the star of 2025. At least 140 people from Trump’s administration had a hand in developing and writing Project 2025. Six former cabinet secretaries helped and many more are working for conservative groups right now, preparing to implement Project 2025 including Mark Meadows and Stephen Miller.

He really stepped in it on abortion. He drilled down on Democrats killing babies right after they’re born. The look on Kamala’s face said it all. This fucker is for real? Instead of saying that out loud she said, “That is not happening. It is insulting to the women of America.” Then the moderators fact checked him and said “There are no states where killing a baby after birth is legal.”

Trump claimed that everyone wanted Roe v Wade overturned and gave “tremendous credit to those six justices” for overturning it. To that, Kamala Harris replied, “The government and Donald Trump, certainly, should not be telling a woman what to do with her body.”

We he started ranting about criminals, she called him out for being one. “This is so rich, coming from someone who has been prosecuted.”

He avoided answering a question on immigration by saying he won the 2020 election. When asked about January 6th, he defended the insurrectionists.

She says she knows the value of homeownership — “….not everybody got handed $400 million on a silver platter and then filed for bankruptcy six times.”

He said, “She wants to do transgender operations on illegal immigrants in prison.”

She told him right to his face how easy he is to manipulate AS SHE WAS MANIPULATING HIM. She looked right at him and said that dictators know “they can manipulate you with flattery and favors.”

She went down a list of Republicans who have endorsed her plus a list of people who have worked with Trump who say he isn’t fit to be president again. Trump got all huffy and said he fired them all. Not true.

Taylor Swift posted her endorsement of Kamala Harris on Instagram to her 283 million followers right after the debate and signed it from a childless cat lady.

At the 9/11 memorial ceremony this morning everybody (Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Senators Chuck Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand, former mayors Michael Bloomberg and Rudy Giuliani, JD Vance) bowed their heads except for Trump.

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Spike Dolomite

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