Democrats Have More Fun

Democrats are pouring into Chicago for the Democratic National Convention this week. Lots of laughing and hellos to and from strangers. The DNC projected “PROJECT 2025 HQ” and “TRUMP/VANCE WEIRD AS HELL” on the front of Trump Tower in Chicago for all the attendants and residents to see. Everybody thinks it’s funny except the Republicans (cue Kamala Harris laughing here.)

Democrats should give out swag bags for everybody at the convention that have free tampons, weed, and a coupon for one free abortion. Everybody thought that was funny except the Republicans. They don’t think anything is funny, even when they smoke weed.

The DNC will be one big party. Everybody will be a rock star.

Actual rock stars will be at the Democrats’ party. Trump had Kid Rock. Rumor has it that Beyonce and Taylor Swift are up to something.

Speaking of Taylor Swift. Trump is in big trouble with her. The idiot shared an AI meme on Truth Social of Taylor Swift –“Taylor wants you to vote for Donald Trump.” He’s looking at defamation, copyright infringement, trademark infringement, and hundreds of thousands of pissed off Swifties who will vote against him. Swifties are hardcore. Don’t mess with their girl.

For the MAGAs who show up to “protest” the DNC, they should provide Trump’s cult followers with a variety of 10 x 10 pop up tents to symbolize how the GOP is not the big tent party, the Democrats are. Democratic carnivals are fun because there is a variety of things going on at the same time, for everybody, under the Blue Big Top. Republican carnivals aren’t any fun because nobody ever leaves their own tent. Everybody is miserable and wants everybody else to be as miserable as they are. Pay no attention to all the great music and laughter coming up high from the Blue Big Top. Is that Beyonce?

Shut up!

There will be no fun at the Red Tent carnival. No dart games with blown up condom balloons allowed. That’s not funny. Darts are for throwing at women and transgenders. What’s this? Carnival games? “What’s in Ivana’s coffin?” and “Trigger a lib?” OK, maybe trigger a lib but not Ivana’s coffin. A game between Republicans and Democrats? “Childless cat ladies vs. the pussy grabbers?” Out. Everybody out. Ooops, no way out so let’s make laws that keep everybody else in.

The “Party Crashers” over at the Blue Big Top are not only going to elect a progressive Black woman to the presidency, they’re going to crush the Republican party. It’s over for them.

America may be a bad joke now, but once Trump and MAGA are defeated, America will laugh again, led by the best laugher of them all, Kamala Harris.

It’s funny. All those men who’ve told women to smile for decades are going to be taken down by a woman who laughs.