Diaper Don
Sitting at the kids’ table on Thanksgiving Trump called the Secretary of State of Georgia the “enemy of the people” because he didn’t win. He got pissed at a reporter for asking if he would concede. “I’m the president of the United States. Don’t ever talk to the president that way!” Trump shit his diaper he was so mad. Whoever’s job it is to clean that up must have signed a non-disclosure agreement because nobody has ratted his Depends habit out but we know. Trump is a real shit.
Why wasn’t Trump sitting at the Resolute Desk instead of the tiny desk? Maybe Antifa stole it. Or maybe it’s on its way to Mar a Lago.
The day after Trump leaves office the White House will have to hold an estate sale to get rid of all of the stolen shit he’s been hoarding over the past 4 years.
“I suspect the libs are having fun dunking on Trump borrowing one of his grandkids’ mini-desks while the Resolute Desk has already been shipped off to anchor the presidential suite at the new Trump Hotel Abu Dhabi or something.” — Matthew Yglesias
Instead of using Twitter to tweet out something presidential on Thanksgiving Diaper Don tweeted this: Just saw the vote tabulations. There is NO WAY Biden got 80,000,000 votes!!! This was a 100% RIGGED ELECTION.
And this: REPORT: Biden’s Thanksgiving Day Address gets just 1000 views online, a record low. Observers say a candidate with “80,000,000” votes would get many more online viewers. Numbers don’t lie, or add up!
“I’ve observed elections for 22+ years. Honestly, this election was not only fair, it was the most secure, transparent, and scrutinized election in US history. And all done with record turnout during a pandemic. A triumph of American democracy.” — David Becker
Joe Biden is the first presidential candidate in US history to surpass 80 million votes.
Trump lost even with Bill Barr, Louis Dejoy and Russia’s help. Trump is a big shit loser.
Trump is the first incumbent president since Hoover to lose reelection without a significant third party candidate to siphon votes away. Let’s all be grateful this Thanksgiving for the Green Party not fucking things up for us.
For the first time in Trump’s dumb ass life he actually lost by cheating.
Trump has inspired dumb asses, criminals, and lazy shitheads to aim high. Anybody can be president in the United States of America!
“It’s very hard to congressionally mandate competence.” — Adam Schiff
After 4 years, these are a few things that Trump has taught us: Good government is critical. Smart, experienced leaders are the way to go. Democracy is fragile. We’re all in this together. And Republicans are all shitty.
Trump has refused to ask for any advice from any former presidents because he’s a know it all. Nobody can tell him anything. He’s a dumb ass conman in a diaper who doesn’t know anything except how to con.
Those who can’t be conned are still trying to wrap their heads around the idea that Trump could ever rise to power.
“Super cool to realize right now that our whole government has just been on the honor system for centuries.” — Kumail Nanjiani
#diaperdon is trending.
“Trump will just be another crackpot on the internet after January 20th.” — Jim Acosta
The rest of the reality TV president’s term and show shall be known as “The Biggest Loser” for the next 54 days.
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