Ding Dong the Witch is (Almost) Dead
Covid deaths have surpassed 400,000 as Trump gets crushed by the Wizard of Laws. The Trump Plague will have killed a half a million people in one year. There are so many dead bodies in Los Angeles that the city had to lift air pollution restrictions to allow for extra cremations. People are breathing in air of burned Americans.
The Florida Department of Law Enforcement has arrested ex-data scientist Rebekah Jones. They won’t say what for but it looks like someone wants to shut her up. She’s been publishing her own data since she left with accurate Covid data. Now she’s not allowed to talk. She’s out on bail, with Covid.
Joe Biden will address the nation some time today to honor those who have died from Covid, something Trump has refused to do.
Nearly 200,000 state and territory flags have been installed in the lawn at the National Mall for the inauguration to celebrate America’s diversity. There is also a section of American flags to represent everybody who couldn’t be there because of the pandemic.
Senators await the Impeachment Article any minute now and Trump doesn’t have any legal representation. Nobody will have anything to do with him.
If the Republicans weren’t scared enough, worried that their party won’t make it back from Trump and Q and fearing for their lives right now, Bernie Sanders is about to become the chair of the Senate Budget Committee.
Joe Biden has picked Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine to be his assistant secretary of health. She would be the first transgender federal official to be confirmed by the US Senate. Watch the Republicans waste 4 years wasting time legislating where she’ll be allowed to pee.
Biden enjoys golf. Watch Republicans and Fox News waste 4 years counting how many time he hits the golf course.
Garth Brooks will play the inauguration. He’s a Republican.
Anybody who criticizes Trump gets put on an enemies list so Trump can exact revenge. If you criticize Biden, you could get picked for his administration. Anybody who criticizes Trump gets put on an enemies list so Trump can exact revenge. If you criticize Biden, you could get picked for his administration. That’s what comes when you possess the ability of critical thought, are teachable and have an open mind — the very traits Republicans count on their voters not having.
Mike Pompeo’s parting words on Twitter: Woke-ism, multiculturalism, all the -isms — they’re not who America is. They distort our glorious founding and what this country is all about. Our enemies stoke these divisions because they know they make us weaker.
Republicans don’t want us woke and they sure don’t want any more than one culture — theirs.
74% of Republicans still think Trump won. 74% of Republicans still think Trump won. That sounds like a lot but there aren’t very many left and more and more are getting arrested and thrown in jail.
Riley June Williams, 22, was on the run from the FBI after video footage captured inside the Capitol clearly showed her directing rioters where to go. She took Nancy Pelosi’s laptop and was planning on giving it to the Russians. Most 22 year olds’ would say that their most regrettable mistake is getting wasted drunk and waking up with a strange guy in a strange place.
Bed Bath and Beyond and Kohl’s have discontinued carrying My Pillow.
Melania is blowing Jill Biden off. There hasn’t been any communication between the two — no traditional chats or teas or walks around the White House because the Third Lady was never a First Lady and has no idea what the job entails. That and she’s a bitch.
“I find myself surprisingly unaffected — less than 2 weeks after an attack on the Capitol and an insurrection against our government — by the news that Melania Trump might not give Jill Biden a guided tour of her husband’s crappy, schlocky drapery. Just focusing on the big stuff here.” — Seth Abramson
127 of the 147 Republicans who voted to overturn Black votes put out statements praising MLK.
Trump recorded a farewell address from the White House bragging about how great he is. It should be released sometime today but not on his Twitter account BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE ONE!!!! He’s been sending out invitations for his send off tomorrow morning, asking people to invite 5 friends but very few have RSVPd. Get out of here, bitch.
A little over 24 hours and the White House is going to drop on that bitch.
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