Dog Eat Dog

Spike Dolomite
5 min readFeb 20, 2021
Ted Cruz is such a cold hearted prick that he left the family dog alone to freeze to death when he skipped out to Cancun

Trump has left his “Trump was here” mark on American democracy for all the world to see. The fencing and barbed wire around the Capitol will stay up until September because of ongoing threats.

35 Capitol Police are under investigation for being part of the attack. 6 have been suspended with pay.

Speaking of being under investigation for the attack on the Capitol, sitting congresswoman Machine Gun Barbie Lauren Boebert sucks at her job, but she’s still there. She tweeted: Protecting and defending the Constitution doesn’t mean trying to rewrite the parts you don’t like.

Um, the new congressmember from Colorado doesn’t know what an amendment is. She’s so stupid and arrogant that she proudly displays her guns like most people arrange their knick knacks on the shelf behind her whenever she does congressional Zoom calls from home. Sane, responsible gun owners have those things locked up in a safe but this gun nut shows them off like most people do family pictures or books. The woman has 4 kids.

Lauren Boebert also tweeted: I’m calling on Joe Biden to order flags to be flown at half staff in honor of Rush Limbaugh.

MAGAt governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis, ordered flags to be flown at half staff for Rush Limbaugh. He’s done nothing for the victims of covid except lie about them.

Also in Florida, Mar-a-Lago is literally the headquarters for the GQP crime syndicate and Don the Con is the don. Lindsey Graham is there now. Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert will be there later today to attend a fundraiser.

Big mouth Trump loving Republiqan state senator in Virginia, Amanda Chase, has to sit in a giant plexiglass box during legislative sessions because she refuses to wear a mask. She did a live video with the leader of the Oath Keepers, Steward Rhodes, the night before the attack on the Capitol. She was excited about having that chance to save the country from communism. She is pro-insurrection, is still a state senator, and is running for governor.

9 members of the domestic terrorist white supremacist group, the Oath Keepers have been charged with Conspiring to Obstruct Congress on January 6. They could sit in jail for decades.

1 in 10 Americans are sympathetic to white supremacy. That’s 1 in 10 cops. 1 in 10 teachers. 1 in 10 service members. 1 in 10 Congress members.

1 out of 50 Democratic senators is sympathetic to Republiqans. Fake Democrat Joe Manchin said he’ll vote “no” on Biden’s OMB nominee Neera Tanden because she had the nerve to call Republiqans out on Twitter. He calls her too “divisive.” That’s ironic. He let 4 years of Trump’s tweets — hate speech, threats, sexism, racism, lies, and criticisms of Democrats by name go but when he gets a chance to use his power to put a woman of color in her place, he takes it. Neera was right.

President Biden made a speech at the remote Munich Security Conference and told the world, “America is back. I speak to you today as the president of the United States at the very start of my administration, and I’m sending a clear message to the world: America is back…….We are in the midst of a fundamental debate about the future and direction of our world…Historians are going to examine and write about this moment as an inflection point.”

Meanwhile, over on Newsmax, they’re insulting Joe Biden’s dogs. They called his dogs dirty and unpresidential. Low blow, Newsmax. They may be liberal dogs, but they’re dogs. This wasn’t well thought out. MAGAs love their pets, er pits. QAnon weirdos love their American Bulldogs. The Newsmax dog whistle has been abused and should be confiscated for the good of all fake news consumers and their dogs.

After raising $2 million for Texas, AOC flew there to volunteer.

MAGAs in Texas are saying that the long lines they have to wait in for gas, water and food is “what socialism is like” completely ignorant of the fact that their having to stand in lines was created by unchecked capitalism. They don’t get that this is what happens when a handful of really rich people hold all the power because they believe everything right wing fake news tells them. AOC raised money and awareness for them, came to their aid for no other reason than it was the right thing to do, but she is the real threat.

Ted Cruz abandoning his dog and responsibilities showed the world what every rich person will do as global warming continues to get worse. The ruling class will leave for higher ground and let everybody else drown. They have no interest in fixing the problem because they’re making money off of the problem plus they know there’s a place for them on higher ground.

ERCOT is charging people up to $1,000 a day for power. The Texas AG is investigating ERCOT.

Some dialysis centers are closed in Texas, so they’re giving patients the bare minimum to keep them alive until they can start treating them again.

An 11 year old boy died of hypothermia inside his family’s mobile home.

This is happening in the richest country in the world. Texas is Puerto Rico. Texas is not too big to fail but what do the big shots in Texas care? They own the higher ground.

Stand your ground, ordinary Texans. Vote blue if you don’t want to drown. Or freeze to death.

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Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.