Dolts on Parade

Dolts with offspring are showing up at school board meetings to protest schools making kids wear masks. Are kids are choice.

Dolts without kids are showing up at school board meetings posing as parents. We know this because they never show up to meetings where dress codes and forbidden foods for lunches are on the agenda.

Dolts in Tennessee chased a doctor out of a school board meeting who had spoken about the importance of masks. They threatened him so he had to be escorted to his car by the cops. “We Will Find You!” they screamed as they tried to block his car from leaving. Meanwhile at the state capitol, the House Speaker and every Republican House member called upon the governor to call a special session so they could strip local health departments and school boards of power to enforce covid mandates. They also wanted to debate “discrimination” against unvaccinated dolts getting banned from entering certain venues because they won’t wear a masks.

Dolts in the ICU are burning nurses out because they’re so stupid and mean. They’re starting to quit because they can’t take the abuse of unvaccinated, belligerent patients anymore, plus having to deal with more death than they ever had to before in their careers is too much. Children are showing up in ICUs who have been orphaned by covid while protesters outside harass them after their shifts. They feel like they’re living in a totally different world (reality) than most people in their community.

Dolts on TV: Fox is limping along on 3 legs now. Since they have to avoid reality at all costs, even death, they have to scrape the bottom of the recycled bullshit barrel. Sean Hannity did a segment on Hunter Biden losing his laptop.

Governor Dolt of Mississippi skipped town just as health officials shared with the nation the grim news that they are a week away from a total failure of the state hospital system. They are having to set up triage centers in hospital parking lots and ask for federal support. Staff members are breaking down from all of the death, suffering, and abuse from brainwashed dolts gasping for air in the ICU.

Dolt in the House, Marjorie Taylor Greene, got kicked off of Twitter for 7 days for spreading lies about covid. This is her 4th offense. Dolt in the Senate, Rand Paul, got kicked off of YouTube for 7 days for making a video telling people not to protect themselves from covid.

Dolt in the NFL, Ravens Quarterback Lamar Jackson refuses to get vaccinated even though he’s had covid twice. My body my choice or our team his choice?

Trump’s pet dolt, Kevin McCarthy, thought he was being ironic and clever when he had t-shirts made to raise money for his campaign that read MORON on the front. He thought he was mocking Nancy Pelosi when he did it because she called him a moron. Dolts will buy it and dolts will wear it.

Another right wing big mouth dolt with a microphone has covid. Anti-vaxxer Daytona Beach radio talk show host Marc Bernier is in the hospital. Those poor nurses.

Dolts in jail aren’t accepting plea deals because they don’t believe they did anything wrong. One of them said that they didn’t go to the Capitol to break the law or damage property, they just went there to overthrow the government. Besides, Trump is going to be reinstated in a couple of days and they’ll be pardoned anyway.

Twitter dolt, Republican Congressman Devin Nunes, who has been trying to sue people who make fun of him on Twitter, is suing NBC because he says Rachel Maddow was mean to him.

“Who is going to make sure all the Republicans across the South who are dying from Covid are removed from the voter rolls?” — Aunt Crabby on Twitter

The Foo Fighters trolled the Westboro Church dolts outside their concert in Kansas last week by playing disco on a flatbed. One of the cult members carrying a hate sign was caught on video dancing with her sign as David Grohl sang the Bee Gees song, “You should be dancing.” He told them he loved them because, “Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?”

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