Don’t Drink Bleach
Trump didn’t pimp hydroxychloroquine at his daily infomercial yesterday. He’s moved on to mutating light and household poisons as a coronavirus antidote. Try shoving a flashlight up your butt and injecting toilet bowl cleaner in your veins to kill the virus. Why not? What have you got to lose? Right Dr Brinx?
Dr. Birx said WHAT THE FUCK with her eyes.
Lysol quickly made a public statement telling people not to ingest its disinfectants.
MAGAs will surely drink bleach because Trump told them to. Is this it? Is this Trump’s Jim Jones moment?
Bleach and Lysol will be as hard to find in stores in the south as toilet paper is.
Washington Post reporter and co-author of A Very Stable Genius, Philip Rucker, said to Trump, “Respectfully, you’re the President and people tune in to these briefings and they want to get information and guidance.” Trump replied, “Hey I’m the President and you’re fake news.”
Nobody, NOBODY, will call him out on this insanity so he keeps doing it. His task force is a joke. He’s out of his never loving fucking mind. The Republicans won’t say jack. Our government is in chaos. The economy is standing still. People are isolated in their homes, unable to work. They are dying. Doctors and nurses are becoming infected and dying. Nothing is moving solidly in the right direction. We’re fucked.
The Navy says over 800 crew members of the USS Roosevelt have tested positive for the coronavirus.
Senator Elizabeth Warren’s oldest brother died of the coronavirus.
Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ sister is dying of the coronavirus right now in St. Louis.
Vice President Mike Pence says “We’re past the peak of the coronavirus.”
Michael Caputo, Trump’s new HHS Assistant Secretary of Public Affairs tweeted some nasty stuff about China and the Democrats on March 12 and then deleted them. He said the coronavirus was because millions of Chinese suck the blood out of rabid bats as an appetizer and eat the ass out of anteaters. He also said that the Democrats’ goal was MASSIVE DEATHS.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Michael Caputo moved to Moscow in the 1990s. He worked for Gazprom Media where he helped improve the image of Vladimir Putin. He is good pals with Roger Stone and Paul Manafort and was part of the team to set Joe Biden up over his son’s so called business dealings in Ukraine.
The House convened yesterday and most members wore masks. Those who didn’t were House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy and House GOP Minority Whip Steve Scalise. When Greg Walden said, “Nice mask,” Scalise responded by saying “I wear this for Halloween.” The Republicans laughed and laughed and laughed except for Gym Jordan. He kept coughing into his elbow. He wasn’t wearing a mask.
The House voted along party lines (212–182) to create a panel with subpoena power and broad authority to investigate the US response to the coronavirus pandemic. Republicans voted against investigating Trump.
Protesters placed body bags outside of the Trump Hotel in Washington DC.
Georgia is open for business today. You wanted a haircut, pedicure, tattoo, massage and a game of bowling? You got it! Even though Georgia has 21,822 confirmed infections and 881 deaths and hasn’t come close to reaching its peak, We’re Open, Come On In! A round of bleach for me and my friends!
Mitch McConnell says let the states go bankrupt. Federal bailouts are for blood sucking corporations, banks and billionaires only. New York’s governor, Andrew Cuomo, isn’t having it. He said, “New York puts in more money into the federal pot than it takes out. His state takes out more than it puts in. Sen. McConnell, who’s getting bailed out here? It’s your state that is living on the money that we generate. Your state is getting bailed out. Not my state.” New York contributes $116 billion more in tax revenue to the federal government than it receives, while Kentucky receives $148 billion. Mitch’s pathetic state is the second most dependent state on the federal government.
Red states can’t survive without blue states and you’d think that they would have that figured out by now but what do you expect from dipshits who’d drink bleach.
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