Don’t Laugh

Cross examination and re-direct are over for day 2 of Stormy Daniels’ testimony. The defense tried to slut shame her in order to discredit her and make her out to be nothing but a grifting liar but Stormy held her own. When the attorney tried to set her up to admit that as an adult film star she is accustomed to performing for the camera, memorizing fictional stories and repeating them, so she must be making the whole story up. Stormy clarified that the scripts were memorized, not the sex. The sex was real. She said she was “pretty sure we all know how to do that.” Defense attorney Todd Blanche tried not to laugh. “If that story was untrue, I would’ve written it to be a lot better”.

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Some jurors struggled to keep a straight face during cross examination. If one laughed they’d all laugh not because they’re all a bunch of middle schoolers blushing about sex but because this whole thing is too absurd to believe. Like Stormy wondering to herself after finding herself in Trump’s hotel suite, the jurors had to have been wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”

The defense attorney pulled up an old tweet that Stormy had retweeted of someone accusing her of being a human toilet. She added the comment, “EXACTLY! MAKING ME THE BEST PERSON TO FLUSH THE ORANGE TURD DOWN.”

After the lawyer asked what she meant by orange turd Daniels answered, “Oh, I absolutely meant Mr. Trump.”

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The attorney tried to get her to admit that she had publicly said she wanted to put Trump in jail. She didn’t. She said she wanted to flush him.

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The attorney wanted her to admit that she wanted to publicly say she had sex with Trump.

“Nobody would ever want to publicly say that,” she said.

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Trump’s attorney went in for the kill — “Isn’t the reason you changed your story many times is because you never had an affair with President Trump, and that you’ve been making money off that story for 12 years?”

Stormy said decided to tell her story after Michael Cohen started telling the story. Trump’s attorney didn’t do a very good job of trying to get jurors to believe that sex with Trump never happened.

It happened alright. And like Stormy, nobody wants to picture that ever happening.

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After Stormy’s testimony, Trump’s attorneys asked again for a mistrial and Trump asked for an amendment of the gag order so he could scream at Stormy tonight on Truth Social. The judge said no and no.

RFK, Jr is still making news. This time for saying a worm got into his brain, ate some of it and died. Go ahead and laugh. That guy has a hole in his head.

Speaking of holes in heads, Mike Collins, Republican congressman from Georgia posted, “You either sue a Kennedy with a hole in your brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain.” Is that supposed to be funny? Is that Republican humor?

Marjorie Taylor Brown’s motion to vacate the speaker failed miserably. She got booed. The final vote was 359 to 43, with seven Democrats voting “present.”

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