Don’t Mention It
A 6.0 magnitude earthquake hit Puerto Rico this morning after a 6.4 earthquake hit 5 days ago, leveling buildings and houses and leaving 2/3 of the island without power. Trump hasn’t mentioned it. Puerto Rico is still waiting on $18 billion in federal aid for hurricane relief. Trump never mentions that either.
Trump happened to mention that he assassinated Soleimani because some senators pressured him into doing it in exchange for them voting no on removal. Trump killed somebody to tamper with his impeachment jury pool and got away with it. The president of the United States can kill anybody he wants now.
Lindsey Graham is a senator. He has been jonesing for war with Iran for a long time. Did Lindsey mention that to Trump? Did Trump almost start a war for Lindsey who will do anything for Trump?
Sean Hannity is threatening senators that he’ll give out their phone numbers if they dare vote to remove Trump.
Trump accused the “unhinged” Democrats of defending Soleimani. Democrats aren’t defending Soleimani. They’re condemning the unhinged president for not mentioning to Congress that he was planning on murdering a foreign leader.
Trump killimg Soleimani set off a chain of events that culminated in the Iranian government accidentally killing 176 people. Trump’s actions have deathly consequences. Republicans never mention that.
Trump says he’s going to use executive privilege to keep John Bolton from testifying. DO NOT MENTION IT.
Over 70 tweets and retweets in the past 3 days and Trump has yet to mention or offer any condolences for the 63 Canadians caught in the crossfire in Iran. He has, however, managed to tweet about himself relentlessly. Stupid narcissistic bullshit like this: 95% Approval Rating in the Republican Party, a record. 53% Approval Rating overall (can we add 7 to 10 percent because of the Trump “thing?”). Thank you!
Trump’s story keeps changing about the “imminent threat.” He’s gone from not mentioning embassies at all to saying that Soleimani was targeting the embassy in Baghdad to saying it was embassies to saying it was 4 embassies, all within 2 days.
Trump took credit for the Ethiopian leader’s Nobel Peace Prize and mentioned that he should have earned 2 by now.
Trump is taking credit for lower cancer deaths, too. He tweeted: US Cancer Death Rate Lowest In Recorded History! A lot of good news coming out of this Administration.
He didn’t mention that the study he saw was from 1991 to 2017. The dumb fuck hasn’t cured cancer.
Trump tweeted: Stock market at an all time high! How are your 409Ks doing?
The 409 is under the sink in the kitchen. Average people working 1, 2, and 3 jobs could care less about the stock market because THEY DON’T HAVE STOCKS so quit mentioning it.
Trump’s judicial appointees are having a hard time finding law students who want to clerk for them. They don’t want to have to mention that on their resumes.
Trump went on Laura Ingraham’s show looking like a leather skin goon and blathered on about oil. “We’re taking the oil.” Laura thought oh boy you didn’t just mention that on my show I’ve got to save him from himself so she said out loud, “You’re not taking’ the oil” to which he answered, “Maybe we are.”
“Here’s a preposterously spray-tanned President of the United States bragging about war crimes on TV tonight. This is normal now.” — Aaron Rupar
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina as part of her Goop line because life in America isn’t weird enough right now.
Trump’s DOJ finished its 2 year revenge inquiry into Hillary Clinton and found nothing. She’s been cleared of all accusations. A big waste of time, resources and money. Everything that Trump and the Republicans have accused Hillary of has been found to be total bullshit. The mainstream media barely mentioned it.
MAGAs will still chant “Lock her up!”
Remember way back in 2016 when the Hillary haters said she’d get us into a war in the Middle East? They’d like us all not to mention that now.
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